User:Lollipop/Twenty Stories of Banned Users/1
18:31 (User creation log) .. Nigga hunter (Talk | contribs) New user account
Nigga hunter had joined Uncyclopedia. He browsed around a bit before finding that there was a yellow bar above the page that claimed he had new messages. Curious, he clicked the link. This is what he saw:
Welcome![edit | edit source]
Oh hey, Nigga hunter! I didn't see you there! Sorry, I was too busy making articles unlike you. Anywho, welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here. In soviet russia, good time here have you!
Anyway, here are some links to see if you have the time:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid
There are more of them, but those three are the most important.
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, then we'll have to go to the history and discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. We're all not maids you know.
When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject, don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:Nigga hunter/Insert Title Here. If you are not finished, you can add a {{construction}} template.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or talk to your imaginary friends. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the orphanage and you'll get adopted by one of these users. Cool, huh?
One more thing. Sometimes all us users here at Uncyclopedia get a bit hungry. I provide lollipops for everyone. Go to User:Lollipop/The Lollipop Shop and order any flavour there. If you don't see a flavour you want, you can request a new flavour. It could be shit flavour, yuky doody flavour, anything you want. And they are sweet and juicy lollipops. Your mouth will water for one of these. If you want one, order on the talk page or on my talkpage.
As I say, let the licking begin! --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Lollipop? Who the hell was lollipop? And why was he welcoming him? He clicked his userpage. It was all purple. He clicked the talkpage. There were other users. He then saw them discussing about articles. He decided to make an article too. He decided to make it about his day of school.
The article was called "john rothman elementary school sux" and this is how it went:
i haet john rothman elemntary school bcuz thr mean soooo mean i fukin hate that place aaargghhh. fuk this shit. i haet all f u. if any john rothmanite sees this page ill kill them. lololol.
He was proud of his work. For a few minutes, he kept clicking at the recent changes button. Suddenly, he saw something that caught his eye. His article had been deleted.
- 18:53, April 3, 2011 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) huffed "John rothman elementary school sux" (Fails QA. Read The beginner's guide and HTBFANJS)
Gee, this seems kind of similar. Nigga hunter was furious. He decided to recreate the page. After a few more minutes of browsing pages, he noticed that it had...been huffed again.
- 18:55, April 3, 2011 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) huffed "John rothman elementary school sux" (Content was: "dont delete the page fukin retardz the place relly duz suk!")
Now he was mad. Really mad. AAARRGGHHH. He proceeded to blank a few userpages, until this thing came up. It said "VIEW SOURCE". He had been banned. The reason was below.
- 1:47, April 4, 2011 ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked Nigga hunter (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (Vandal)
And so, Nigga hunter had brief stints on ED and ?pedia, and was banned there too. And that was the end of Nigga hunter, who became the hunted.