User:Lollipop/HowTo:Get Featured on YouTube

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Jealous of going on YouTube and seeing that Rebecca Black, Fred Figglehorn, The Annoying Orange, and tons of these dumb n00bs that sit on a webcam complaining about the aforementioned videos? How dare they get all the views? Want to be just like them? It's easy. You could be anybody to make a video on RedTube YouTube.


Examples of popular videos[edit | edit source]

As you can see from these exemples, only the most intelligent of productions make it to viewing superstardom:

  • David After Dentist: 88 millions views. How to cash in on the fact that your 8 year old is stoned as hell after the dentist experimented on him with those new shots.
  • Charlie bit my dick finger: Videos about your kids suck. Especially if they're done on purposely.
  • LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!:
  • Star Wars Kid:
  • Boxxy videos:

1. A Topic[edit | edit source]

What is your video going to be about? Think of something that people will watch. Below is a list of things already done and will not be viewed.

  • Finding pictures on Google Images and using Movie Maker to put them together.
  • Doing a horrible cover of a song that came out 5 years ago (even worse if you're a guy).
  • Re uploading some popular video that was popular 8 months ago.
  • Family Guy clips. Don't. Even. Fucking. Try. It.
  • YouTube Poop, it will only attract obese 13 year olds with no friends.
  • Rickroll. No reason needed.
  • Gameplay. Nobody cares about how good you are at Halo 3.

Minus those, you really have no other choices left, except these:

  • Videotape your pets doing something stupid. It attracts ugly girls.
  • Go on your webcam and critic about some popular video.
  • Autotune a popular video...no wait, Schmoyoho did that already.
  • Download some cartoon software and make some cartoons.
  • Try to make a series about you pranking people.
  • Porn, people still like that.

2. Filming[edit | edit source]

Once you have a topic, you need to start filming. If you need beyond a webcam to film your video, ask a friend to help you. If nobody's availble, or you have no friends, then you can ask that Creepy guy who lives across the street to help. I'm sure he will hold the camera and perhaps something else for you.

Once you finished filming, get some high class movie program like iMovie or Sony Vegas.

3. Wait[edit | edit source]

Waiit...

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