User:LinuxGeek/qual

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

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This user is elite.

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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

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This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

This user can see what you don't!

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user loves pi

This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite but refuses to curtsy.
(British Uncyclopedians)