User:Kozelj
“You just got Canadianed, eh?”
“In soviet Russia, Canadian watches YOU drink beer”
“You're an arrogant, loud, obnoxious, dumb, gun-loving person, now aren't you?”
“And you're all just drunk, french-speaking, poutine-eating, hockey-addicted eskimos to the south of us aren't you?”
“(snort) Sure.”
“The French don't even have a word for 'entrepreneur'!!”
The point[edit | edit source]
As you may have guessed from the above quotes, this page is mainly going to be about insulting Americans, so if you are an American, please get a friend to smack you with a hockey stick, say to you "You just got Canadianed, eh?" and then go to another site.
Before Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
Before uncyclopedia, I was much the same as now. I love playing hockey and soccer. I live in a small white farm town with rednecks much like in Texas, or Tennessee (yee-hah) except we don't have guns, cause it's illegal in Canada. And that's why Canada only has about 160 murders a year while America has 11 000 a year. You guys may have the guns, the bombs and the ass holes but we've got the donuts and the manners. That's why everybody loves us and hates you guys. Ha Ha Ha.
Warning[edit | edit source]
You should note that every point will somehow highlight some of the millions of reasons why Canada is better than America. If you should find this offensive, get a hockey stick or a lacrosse raquet, give it to a friend, and tell him to smack you with it and then say "You just got Canadianed, eh?"
Hobbies[edit | edit source]
I like to play hockey, play soccer, make fun of Americans, play hockey, watch action movies, play video games, play hockey, eat donuts, make more fun of Americans, play more hockey, complain about iRaq and play more hockey.
And call Bush an ass hole repeatedly. While playing hockey.
What I Think is Wrong With the World[edit | edit source]
- Americans
- Big Bird
- Not enough donuts
What is Wrong With the World[edit | edit source]
When I'm Bored[edit | edit source]
When I am bored, I like to play American football or baseball, play with HotWheels, watch Sesame Street, go to Tim Horton's, make fun of Americans for no reason, and watch hockey.
Since Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
See Before Uncyclopedia. My life hasn't changed much seeing as Uncyclopedia isn't that inspiring/life changing. It's just a web site. Get over it. Become a pornstar.