User:Kippy/Template:Benson wannabe

[[User:{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]] IS HERE! [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{2}}}]] IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU! {{{2}}} TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE {{{2}}} SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! ONE DAY {{{2}}} WILL KILL YOU ALL, OR PERHAPS OWN YOU! {{{2}}} JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT [[User:{{{1}}}|HE]] IS HERE.

Introduction

This could be you!

Are you new to Uncyclopedia? You want to be famous and respected, but don't want to do any writing or actual work to earn it? I have a solution for you. Just do what BENSON did! With just one simple forum post, you'll be worshipped as a god!

How to do it

This:

{{User:Kip the Dip/Template:Benson wannabe|Kip the Dip|KIP}}

Becomes:

KIP IS HERE! KIP IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU! KIP TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE KIP SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! ONE DAY KIP WILL KILL YOU ALL, OR PERHAPS OWN YOU! KIP JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT HE IS HERE.

For women

Uncyclopedia is sexist. Thus, if you are a female you have to add a little more effort.

Simply add |female=yes at the end:

{{User:Kip the Dip/Template:Benson wannabe|Sophia|SOPHIA|female=yes}}

And "HE" becomes "SHE":

SOPHIA IS HERE! SOPHIA IS FAR SUPERIOR TO YOU! SOPHIA TYPES IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SOPHIA SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! ONE DAY SOPHIA WILL KILL YOU ALL, OR PERHAPS OWN YOU! SOPHIA JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT SHE IS HERE.

Fellow gods and goddessess

• User:BENSON
• User:Tortilla the Hunn -will spell check later
• User:LOLZORZ