User:Kinkykookykat

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Hey, this is kinkykookykat. Wow, this user page took a looong time to make. A couple hours, actually. Anyways, I've been browsing Wikipedia as a guest for quite some time now, since elementary school, figured it's never too late to make an account. I don't have much to say as of now, I'll probably still just view pages without editing them for now, but that's about all. What I do know is that I'm from California. I'm 18 right now, and in the 12th grade, unfortunately. School's a little easier when you're doing it from home, but still. I'm a Template:Template.. I may or may not have a video gaming addiction, not that I think that's an actual thing.

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a Nintendo fan.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user is openly Gay
and unabashedly proud.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
  • Kinkykookykat
  • de maiz (of the corn)
Pronunciationkee-n-kee koo-kee kaht
Born
Died
  • September 10, 2002
Resting place
  • in bed
ResidenceSacramento, CA, US
NationalityUnited States Yes
EraCenozoic
Salary$0.02 and a couple dust bunnies
Net worthUS$ 100 quintllion (2021)
Heightapproximately the height of a door
Weightapproximately the weight of a small anvil
Term2002-2021
PredecessorCat
SuccessorDog
MovementNo homework
Opponent(s)Homework