User:Kevillips/Study shows, explosions, bad for both buildings and homes.
More news about (a link) on UnNewsKilsyth, Scotland After a Kilsyth explosion at a building site badly damages homes, authorites are now convinced that explosions are detrimental to the safety of homes, as well as buildings.
The incident involved a controlled blast at a site operated by Dusk Homes, off Kilsyth's Sterling Road.
Emergency services were called to the scene at about 1420 BST. Police said no-one had been injured and about five homes had been damaged. This was part of a recent study at Nearby St. Andrews University.
"We really had no idea of the simple connection between large explosions and the destruction of property"
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Controlled experiments in the labs of United College, St, Andrews, has repeatedly confirmned what the Kilsyth hypothesis suggested. Mainly it is that explosions wreck stuff, be they cars, homes buildings, and sometimes even people. Suspicions of this have been around since the UnABomber case, but until the United College study, there was no hard data. "Reproducible results are what we are after with this study" says Lead research Dwight Ladderback. "My paper on the results is on peer review sites liek scribd already. "Hopefully it will get in one of the Journals people actually take the plastic off and put on their office shelves."
Skeptics such as the Council of Exploding things, the International Fireworks and M80 Manufacturer's association have already cast their doubts. "This is slander, people love their homes, and if they start associating explosions with home wrecking, they may stop buying explosives", says an un-named pundit.
MTV's hit show Jack Ass has already planned a recreation of exploding houses as has TDC's Mythbusters program. Both expiect high ratings on this yet-to-be accepted subject.
| “ | I like explosing things | ” |
— Seth Green, Jackass
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