User:Kalivyah

Kali Rotting away in Hell
— Uncyclopedian —
An artistic representation of Kali after she spontaneously combusts and explodes.
Born	Hell
Nationality	American
Country	Hell
Current location	Hell
Languages	Germano-Franko Spanish
Ethnicity	Kilt-wearing Celtic Kraut
Race	Super Aryan Nordic Hyperborean
Edit count	11

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This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain 中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共 This user is a fish, or at least thinks so and knows so. Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof! AAAAAAAAA! AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAA! AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA! AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA. (AAAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA) Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! BS This userpage is bullshit. BS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! This user says things that may not be work safe. BS:bs This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS. BS:bs This user is a history buff. WARNING: this user is a little floating ass Now get the fuck out! This user hates you and everyone you care about. This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ... This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* This user is using a web browser. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none. This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night. This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer. This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. This user is Pansexual, so you might want to keep them away from your kitchen. This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

Hi, my name's Kali. I've worked with MediaWiki code for 4 years and I occasionally write bullshit articles on here that may or may not be funny. I have no set form nor identity; I am everything and nothing, everywhere and nowhere. Am I a boy, am I a girl? Both are correct, and at the same time incorrect. I have completely transcended beyond the concept of "identity". I am identity.