User:Kalivyah
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| Kali Rotting away in Hell | |
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| — Uncyclopedian — | |
 An artistic representation of Kali after she spontaneously combusts and explodes. | |
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| Nationality | American |
| Country | Hell |
| Current location | Hell |
| Languages | Germano-Franko Spanish |
| Ethnicity | Kilt-wearing Celtic Kraut |
| Race | Super Aryan Nordic Hyperborean |
| Edit count | 11 |
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This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain |
This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
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This user is a fish, |
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
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This userpage is bullshit. |
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! This user says things that may not be work safe. |
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This user has a BS with both a major and minor in BS. |
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WARNING: this user is a little floating ass. Now get the fuck out! |
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
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This user is using a web browser.
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This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! |
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I do not believe in evolution, I prefer the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. I cannot go to hell because there is none. |
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This user is so awesome they banged your mom last night. |
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This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer. |
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. |
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This user is Pansexual, so you might want to keep them away from your kitchen. |
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This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender. |
Hi, my name's Kali. I've worked with MediaWiki code for 4 years and I occasionally write bullshit articles on here that may or may not be funny. I have no set form nor identity; I am everything and nothing, everywhere and nowhere. Am I a boy, am I a girl? Both are correct, and at the same time incorrect. I have completely transcended beyond the concept of "identity". I am identity.