User:Kalir/storyepic6

Epic of Stories

Epic of Stories	Score: 10	Moves: 10
>check inventory YOU PAT YOURSELF DOWN FOR A BAG OR SOMETHING, AND FIND A STORAGE BOX CLIPPED TO YOUR BELT. IT COMPRESSES THE ITEMS PLACED INTO IT, GREATLY INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF STUFF YOU CAN CARRY, AND ALTOGETHER PRETTY DAMN HANDY. THE FOLLOWING ITEMS ARE INSIDE THE STORAGE BOX: M-CART (MISCELLANEOUS CONSTRUCTION AND REPAIR TOOL): A MACHINIST'S BEST FRIEND. INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH INSECT REPELLANT: FOR KEEPING THE PLAGUEMOTHS AWAY. ANTIQUE KNIFE: MADE BY A TRIBE OF ALEPHIANS DEDICATED TO HUNTING. DESPITE ITS AGE, STILL QUITE USABLE. FONDUE POT: WHAT? YOU LIKE FONDUE. VARIOUS PAPERS AND A PEN: MOSTLY SO YOU CAN TAKE NOTES. SHORT-RANGE LASER TORCH: PRIMARILY USED FOR WELDING. THERE IS ABOUT HALF OF THE ENERGY LEFT. >make leafwood curry YOU TURN DOWN THE LASER TORCH, USE THE KNIFE TO CUT SOME STRIPS OF WOOD OFF OF THE TREE THAT ALLOWED YOU TO SEE THE TERRAPIG (SERVES IT RIGHT), DUMP THE WOOD IN THE POT WITH SOME LEAVES, HEAT THE POT WITH THE LASER TORCH, AND END UP WITH A SOUP OF UNATTRACTIVE, BUT TECHNICALLY EDIBLE GRUEL. YOU CHOW DOWN AND HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE YOUR AWESOME MACGUYVER SKILLS TO COOK AGAIN. >hit monster (preferably asema) with laser torch --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:20, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

Suggested courses of action

• find a spider or some other forest animal that drops money and loot, perhaps a weapon, and hit it with the laser torch until dead. --Asema ^{(can't we resolve this?)} 19:32, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
• hit Asema with the laser torch till dead --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:20, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
• Throw down the restraints of society and narrative tone by stripping naked and running off into the sunset. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:01, 11 May 2008 (UTC)