User:Kalir/storyepic10

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 Epic of Stories Score: 20 Moves: 16

>interpretive dance

YOU ARE ONLY LOOSELY FAMILIAR WITH THE PREMISE OF INTERPRETIVE DANCE, BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY IT OUT, AND HEY, NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. YOU USE THE DANCE TO CONVEY YOUR BEWILDERMENT AS TO YOUR LOCATION, THE ALLEVIATION OF YOUR COLDNESS (NOT YOUR COLD, THAT'S VERY EASY TO COMMUNICATE IN INTERPRETIVE DANCE), YOUR VAGUE PUZZLEMENT AT BEING BALD, AND YOUR HUNGER WHICH IS STARTING TO GET PRETTY SERIOUS NOW.

GENERALLY, MOST PEOPLE MISTAKE YOU FOR A MIME, AND UNDERSTANDABLY STEER WELL CLEAR. HOWEVER, AN ACTUAL MIME SHOWS UP, UNDERSTANDS YOU COMPLETELY, AND ORDERS YOU A SANDWICH FROM THE DELI, TAKING PITY ON YOU. DAWWWWW YOU MADE A FRIEND.

>eat mime --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:11, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

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E A T T H E M I N E what does that spell?... oh wait... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:11, 16 May 2008 (UTC)