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Did you know...

...that all of the following DYKs were submitted by KHAAAAAAAAAAN and as such he should be elected Prime Minister of Fuck Yeah?
...that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
...that the antiderivative of the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is $42x+c$ ?
...that you didn't know this?
...that the longest word that you can type with your left hand on a standard QWERTY keyboard is sfweravagatvzw1sdafwavawearfweraqwertgggbvadwrrr5adfzcczdwqrazfawervattwert6errtgqzvgastrwerafvaffertdfaewrvagtraeecxawerfawedcvaqtgze3twer?
...that there once was a man from Nantucket, and that the rumors surrounding his genitals are incredibly exaggerated?
- ...that there once was a man from Pawtucket, and that the labial folds surrounding his genitals are incredibly your sister's?
...that censorship is a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "good of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is and what is not necessary for them to experience?
...that dodongo dislikes smoke, yet has no qualms with crack cocaine?
...that that if if you you were were wearing wearing 3D 3D glasses glasses right right now, now, this this sentence sentence would would knock knock you you unconscious? unconscious?
- ...that I am tompkins' hero for the above DYK?
  - ...bravo?
...that it was Colonel Mustard in the broom closet with your mom?
- ...and the lead pipe?
...that I Can't Believe It's Not Soylent Green is actually marmoset?
...that I touched it? Fuck you, Hammer.

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