User:Jormungandr

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“Crap, you let that bastard on?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jormungandr

I do not really consider myself that funny--and neither does anyone else--see ( Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and Rubix cube) But I try. OH god how I try.

This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
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This fucker speaks Gibberish heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers.
This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Asshat.
This user is a native speaker of Canadian.
This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
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This user is Canadian
…and actually admits to it!
(List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)
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This use has a weird empty space that he has no idea how to get rid of.