User:Joe9320/UnNews:Wikipedia is on Blackout!

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Jimmy Wales preparing for his onslaught against the U.S. Congress on the Battle of SOPA

WIKIPEDIA, The Internet - Evil overlord Jimbo Wales announced that he will cut off Wikipedia's electricity supply today as a protest against the Stop Online Piracy Act. Inside the Wikimedia Cabal, the senators had taken their votes to cut off the electricity supply, which will cut off Wikipedia from the rest of the world. A similar vote was done in Wikipedia's Italian sector on October 2011 when the Italian Parliament wanted to destroy copyrighted content stashed inside Wikipedia.

The Overlord Jimbo Wales stated that:


If the voting was successful, Wikipedia will proceed to cut off their electricity supply and blank all articles, including copyrighted images, pictures, diagrams and any of the sentences plagiarised, and attack the U.S. Congress. Meanwhile, the war on Uncyclopedia was put on hold whilst preparations to attack SOPA's army begin. But many people oppose this blackout. An unnamed student (whose name was withheld for security reasons) said, "I have an essay tomorrow, and if Wikipedia cuts our electricity how am I going to finish it? But I am still against Stop Online Piracy Act". Professor Stavros Notapotofpissinos stated, "This man Jimbo, he gone up my jimmies again! Where can I put up my concise information now? And it definitely will not go up on Uncyclopedia!"

Congressman Lamar Smith refused to reply when UnNews called his office on regarding his opinion on the blackout.

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