User:JesterCW
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| God of All, One and Only Lord of Orvilleburgster, Master of the Seven Seas of Rhye, Overseer of the Realm, Protector of Nobody Inp Articular | ||
| Reign | Infinity BCE - Tomorrow CE | |
| Born | Big Bang | |
| Died | End of Summer, 20XX | |
| The Classroom | ||
| Predecessor | Nobody | |
| Successor | Somebody | |
| Consort | Voidova, Goddess of Nothing | |
| Mother | Void | |
Jester Charlester Winningester-Zeitgeister I-ster, the Onester and Onlyster Lordster of Orvilleburgster, Master of the Sevenster Seaster of Rhyester, Overseerster of the Realmster, Protectorster of Nobodyster Inp Articularster is--or was, depending on what conspiratorial blogs you're a part of--is the King of The Outer Spacester; the Onester and Onlyster Lordster of Orvilleburgster, Master of the Sevenster Seaster of Rhyester, Overseerster of the Realmster, Protectorster of Nobodyster Inp Articularster. For untold centuries, Jester Charlester Winningester-Zeitgeister has been only rumored to exist in the basement of Heavenster, just barely out of reach of the undeserving populouster whom worship his mere ideaester.
More-or-lesster, Jester I-ster is well-known to have been the killerster of the Eldrichester horrerster Behemothster, while also being the real fatherster of Cleopatraster.