User:JessicaSideways

Jessica Sideways
Age:	20
Nationality:	American/Australian
Religious stance:	Buddhist
Location:	Boulder, CO
Salary:	US$1
Uncyclopedia:Babel
lz N This user is a native speaker of Lesbian. lz N
lz X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers. lz X
vl 4 This user speaks Valley girl at a near-native level. vl 4
ca X This user only speaks Canadian enough to seduce native Canadian speakers. ca X
es F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). es F
es G This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers. es G