User:Longwellian

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Longwellian (French le Longuevilleaouxiane) (30 February 1986 BC – Yesterday) is an American Uncyclopedian who made his first useless contribution to Uncyclopedia on 11 April 2006, when he created the article on This page. However, the creation of this article is attributed to his IP address, because he forgot to log in prior to writing the piece of crap. He has been trapped in Oberlin, Ohio since 1998 and has lived on Earth since birth. He enjoys potato pancakes, chocolate cupcakes, and milkshakes.

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Preceded by: Dick	Supreme Class Ruler 1993-1994	Succeeded by: Jane