User:JJPMastest II

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This user account is a bot that uses Node.js, operated by JJPMaster (talk).
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It is probably not a sock puppet, but hopefully an automated or semi-automated account for making repetitive edits that would be extremely tedious to do manually (or so we'd like you to think).

Administrators: if this bot is malfunctioning or causing harm, tough fucking shit.


This account will be used to perform bot edits during JJPMastest's "transitioning period", where the source code will be converted from being written in Python to being written in JavaScript using Node.js.

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Administrators: Use this button if the bot is malfunctioning.

or, if you're too scared to block, change the text in this page to "False".

Why are we converting?[edit | edit source]

A few reasons:

  1. JavaScript is just better than Python
  2. The JavaScript module I'm using has built-in support for "exclusion compliance" (meaning you can prevent the bot from editing a certain page, and it will comply)
  3. The bot can be stopped immediately, unlike the original; while stopping the previous bot via User:JJPMastest/Run the bot would have only been prevented from loading next time
  4. It's at least better than PHP, which I honestly considered using for a bit!