User:ItsHenryYay
“Most awesome guy who ever lived.”
– Oscar Wilde on ItsHenryYay
“His name is Henry.”
– Captain Obvious on ItsHenryYay
“The only person who could match up with me in video games.”
– AAA on ItsHenryYay
“Pretty gay person.”
– The average fucktard hater on ItsHenryYay
“WHEE A CIRCLE!!!!”
– Captain Randomness on ItsHe... WILL YOU FUCKING STOP THAT!?!?
Henry's awesomeness is superior!
He made up Captain Randomness! =D Puure ownage.
ItsHenryYay's Contributions to Uncyclopedia.org[edit | edit source]
Contributed to the article The Game of Life
“I've already beaten it”
– AAA on life
“It's life!”
– Captain Obvious on life
“I hate this game.”
– Emos on life
“We're taking over it!”
– Google on life
“It's easy brainwashing these n00bs here!”
– Bill Gates on life
“IT'S A BIRDIE!”
– Captain Randomness on lif... wait wtf? That's definitely not life!
“It's on sale here! Only $1199.99!”
– Walmart on buying life
And...
The Score Card
- Being a fucktard - Minus 934819 points
- Making an Alternate account - Are you the admin? +100 points
- PMing the admin - -1 point for every pointless message, +0.000000001 point for every pointful message, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 if you make him go ROFL!
- Playing Guitar Hero 3 and actually beating every song - You have no life... -99999999999 points
- Killing the GMs BEFORE they shoot you - Minus 1000000 points
- Killing the GMs AFTER they shot you and you got hit - HACKER (if your not, then 89525415618451 points for you!)
- Breathing - -1 point for every second you breath
- Not Breathing - 100 points for every minute! 0.0005 points for every second.
- If you are AAA - YOU BEAT THE FUCKING GAME! +9999999999 * 4827123908573489578920^4 + 234918e+18
- If you use Windows - -900,000 points + BSoD
- If you enjoy wikipedia.org - 3p1c ph417 n00bzz
- Using uncyclopedia.co instead of wikipedia for all your research - 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bajillion points + 20 majilion more points for everytime you visit it.
His intelligence in contributing to the article Death is superior! This wasn't created by him...
“98% of people die in their lifetime.”
– Statistics (on Death.)
But Henry followed up with...
“And the other 2 percent, people stop living in their lifetime”
– Statistics (on above quote.)
Don't forget his follow up in windows
This was before
“Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue.”
– Microsoft Windows on Paradoxical Errors
This was the amazing follow up!
“Mouse not detected. Click OK to continue.”
– Microsoft Windows on Paradoxical Errors
Please don't forget...
“I beat this article, it was WAAAAYYYY too easy.”
– AAA on this article
For the AAA
- ) This is how awesome he is.