User:IsoMorphix

• ... that cabbages are not to be trifled with? (Pictured)

• ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
• ... that I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay?
• ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
• ... that the life of Jesus Christ contains many allusions to Superman?
• ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
• ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
• ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?

Overview

IsoMorphix is the god of all idiots. He has the uncanny ability to come up with sentences that don't make any sense, but are hilarious. He can also type invisible words...

Like those.

Do you see them? Or course you can't. You aren't awesome.

Encounted with Monkeys from Hell

Those monkeys nearly bit me arm off. I forgot what the point of this part was...