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Gregometry is the mathematical study of all things "Greg", and all things somehow related to "Greg".

Gregometry concerns the study through mathematical fact of how the spontaneous creations of such terrors like Gregory House occurred.

“We could kill them.”

~ Bob Dylan on Gregories

History

Early

After the Middle Ages ended, and sometime before the Cold War started, Bob Dylan teamed up with John Locke in the War on Antimatter. Upon losing this war, Bob and John spent some time in a parallel universe. It was in this time that it is believed that they shared their gay love for each other and conceived a child that was so horrible and grotesque that they could never bring it back into their own world. Unfortunately, it found a way out, and has begun terrorizing our world with little success. It was here that each noticed that in this universe, there was no one with the name Gregory, or any variation of it.

Upon returning, Bob and John came to the realization that any Gregory in their universe is unique, created from unknown forces, and without a doubt, a menace, a terror, and an evil being in their world. So, Bob and John decided they needed to study the malevolent figures, and eliminate them.

John and Bob formed a duo they called "Johb Dycke". It was in this time that they studied the particle buildup of anyone with the name Gregory. To be on the safe side, they started a genocide against anyone with the name of Gregory, much to Dylan's enjoyment. After years of testing, killing, and mostly naps, Johb Dycke came up with the three fundamental equations revealing the true evil natures of Gregories that are now the basis of Gregometry:

$Greg(gales)=Greggales$

• "Greggales" are words often spoken out of Tom Cruise's mouth when he allegedly sleeps.

$Gregory-Gre=Gory$

• Anyone with the name Gregory have direct relations with the causes of the Crusades

$Greggales(Gregory)=Annihilation$

• Large masses of Gregories along with the presence of the being known as Greggales will result in the formation of antimatter particles that can be released into our matter world at the will of the Gregs.

The people eagerly awaited more from Johb Dycke, but their hard work came to a satisfying end when Bob Dylan died, and John Locke got lost.

The Evils of Gregories Found

Greggales - The Leader

Greggales, discovered in 4815 by the newly reincarnated James Watson and Francis Crick (Which was actually a discovery within itself, because people were expecting bullshit to be reincarnated) was found to be a completely new entity that could take the form of any being it wanted to. Its hobbies included:

• Golf
• Reading

Gregor Mendel

Originally recognized as the "Father of Genetics", through various methods of mathematical research, we have found that Gregor Mendel is actually the father of eBay

Greggy Rasa

A byproduct of Gregometry is the philosophical belief that has come to be known as "Greggy Rasa". Greggy Rasa is the belief that every single Gregory was put in our world to make our life a living hell.

Supporting

“Yeah... I assumed Hank was going to do that.”

~ Gregory Gumdrop