User:I Like Turtles/David Jones

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This page is extremely offensive and should not be viewed by anyone! (It may even be illegal in several countries as well.)


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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)


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Anti-Liberal!!!!
This article is anti-liberal.If you are a tree hugging liberal, a Democrat, a supporter of Obama, or a useless loony from GB, you should not read this article. Wolverines!!!


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Emotionally Unstable Mental Obama Supporters better Beware!

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