User:Hyperbole/Trophy Case

Yes, I am. I am winner.

Hyperbole has won some awards, biscuits, etc.

Formal awards

	Writer of the Year 2009

	Writer of the Month September 2008

	Foolitzer Prize Winner September 2008

	Reviewer of the Month August 2008

	Sockpuppeteer of the Month April 2009

	Uncyclopedian of the Month September 2009

	Reviewer of the Month February 2011

Dress-Casual Awards

Golden Urinal

You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

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1st in Pole Revolting, 2008 Unlympics.

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Jolly Good Show! MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late. As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition. Congratulations.

	Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution. (See you at next week's meeting guys!)

Death Threats

For some reason, these are all from the same person.

MUST... DESTROY... HYPERBOLE!!!

Cajek and Listcruft go together in an apartment in San Francisco What kind of game are you playing?   Le Cejak • <20:18, 22 Jun 2008>

I'll kill you blah blah blah

kill kill kill, maim maim maim.   Le Cejak • <22:59, 01 Jul 2008>

How dare you put my death threats on your awards page

I'll kill you must destroy... oh wait, that's kinda funny that you did that. You funny bastard. must kill.   Le Cejak • <1:55, 11 Jul 2008>

ahafsdhe

I'll kick YOU into the sun you cheeky bastard   Le Cejak • <2:19, 16 Jul 2008>