User:Heynong Man

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)

PIELAND

Hi, I'm an unfunny degenerate who created a page on this wiki that is a spawn of Satan. Look at it and enjoy it!

I'm also a noob. I once edited Yourself as if it was my page because yes, I'm a noob. Get over it. I am also very stupid and have no sense of humour. Thus, everytime I edit a page, I just make it stupid. Also something is wrong in that sentence, if you don't see it you're also stupid.

Bye.

Crap I made

• Scott Aukerman, the saddest Uncyclopedia page on earth
• The Cheeky Girls, the best Eurodance hit!
• Other crap!!!

Crap I love

• Eating crap
• Sitting by a computer and using the computer
• Typing
• Getting deep vein thrombosis

Crap I hate

• Getting deep vein thrombosis

BYE

BYE BYE

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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

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This user doesn't care.

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This user is elite.

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This user is cooler than you.

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subliminal!

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This user doesn't care.

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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.