User:Harsh noise

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Harsh noise is geniunely mentally ill. All satire based on this is the result of experience.

I edit with all the finesse of a pissed-up hippo on roller blades and I am utterly unashamed of the frequency with which I do so.

All my articles are crap and are labelled as such, so there is no need to point this out.

I am a Buddhist, no really, no shit.

I am also an anarcho-socialist i.e. spineless, namby-pamby, lefty-liberal gobshite.

I swear too much, both in speech and in my articles. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

Plays the bass (musician bullshit to English translation - "was too shit at the guitar to get work"). Tunes by him and partners in crime can be found here: [1] and here [2].

Templates Ahoy!!![edit | edit source]

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

It ain't Tourette's (only 10% have coprolalia anyway, so stop picking on them), I just have a potty mouth.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

Chronic depressive alert. My happy pills are red. Thus, logically, Communism brings you happiness!

This user is a total UKer

and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.

(British Uncyclopedians)

Born in Birmingham, England and proud. I have to be. Otherwise the shame would kill me.

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

Yep, I'm one fat, ugly mother.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

I have octave issues.

This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!

I, noisician, can never get enough gain. More distortion, damn you! A chink of melody was starting to emerge from the ear-bleeding cacophony I have just created, mwahhahahahahah!!!!!!

The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

Down with psuedo-Thatcherite British capitalism!

What's that? You don't agree with His Excellency, President for Life Robert Mugabe's official policies?
You're trying to undermine Zimbabwe and her precious democracy, aren't you? TRAITORS TO THE REVOLUTION!

WHITE IMPERIALIST PIGS! GUARDS, GET 'EM!!!

Well, at least he isn't Idi Amin, bless 'im.