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pıp ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ¿sǝʎǝ ɹnoʎ ɟo ʎʇıuɐs ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ puǝ ǝɥʇ sıɥʇ sı ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ uoıʇsǝnb ןɐɔıɹoʇǝɥɹ ɐ ɯooq ɐq ¿ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɔıu ¿ʇɐɥʍ ʇıɐʍ ˙ʇou ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ sı ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝƃnɥ sıɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd pǝʇsɐd puɐ pǝıdoɔ ʇsnɾ ı ʍou ˙ɟɟo pǝssıd ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı ɹo ʇı ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ noʎ ɹo ʎuunɟ ǝq oʇ ʎɹʇ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs ʇsnɾ noʎ 'ɹǝʍsuɐ ʎɹoʇɔɐɟsıʇɐs ɐ ƃuıʇsǝnbǝɹ ʇou ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ uoıʇsǝnb ןɐɔıɹoʇǝɥɹ ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞıן ˙ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ʇou uɐɔ ı ɹo ʇı ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ʇou op ı ɟı ɹo ʎzɐן ɯɐ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ɹǝɥʇıǝ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ʇou uɐɔ ı ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ƃuıǝq sɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ˙sɹǝɥʇo puɐ 'uoısoןdxǝ pɐǝɥ 'uoısnɟuoɔ 'ɐǝsnɐu ǝʇɐǝɹɔ oʇ uʍouʞ ǝɹɐ ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ uı ǝq ɹǝʌǝu pןnoɥs sɥdɐɹƃɐɹɐd 'ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo ˙sɹǝʇʇǝן ןɐʇıdɐɔ ǝʞıן sƃuıɥʇ ƃuıpuɐʇsʇno puɐ sǝɔɐds ǝƃnɥ ɟo ǝǝɹɟ ʎןsnoıʌqo ǝɹɐ sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙qɯnp puɐ pɹıǝʍ puɐ qɯnp ƃuıʞɔnɟ ʞooן ɯǝɥʇ sǝʞɐɯ ʇı ˙sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ɟo ʎɯɐɟuı ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsodɹnd ǝןoɥʍ ǝɥʇ suınɹ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq sɹǝʇʇǝן ןɐʇıdɐɔ puɐ 'ʎʇǝıɔos uı pǝsn sןoqɯʎs ɹǝɥʇo ǝsoɥʇ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ 'sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝƃuɐɹʇs 'sɹoןoɔ ʇuoɟ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp 'sʞuıן ɟo ǝǝɹɟ ǝq pןnoɥs sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙sǝɹɐɔ ʎpoqou ˙ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇ,usǝop ʇı ʇnq ˙ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ssǝuʇɔıɹʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝıɹɐʌ ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ƃuıʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ʇuǝɯɥsıund ǝɥʇ ˙ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʇnq 'ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ 'spuɐɥ ɹıǝɥʇ uı ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ǝʌɐɥ ɹo ǝɟıן ou ǝʌɐɥ oɥʍ ǝןdoǝd ʇuǝıʇɐd puɐ ƃuıɹoq ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ˙suɐds uoıʇuǝʇʇɐ ʇɹoɥs ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ǝןdoǝd ǝsoɥʇ ˙ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ puɐ puɐʇs uɐɔ ǝןdoǝd ǝɯos ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ˙ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇou ʇnq 'ʇı puɐʇs uɐɔ ǝןdoǝd ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ɐ ˙sʇǝʞɔos ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ןןɐɟ puɐ pǝǝןq sǝʎǝ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɹo ǝpoןdsɐ ɹǝpɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ʎןןɐnsn ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙ɯopuɐɹ ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ ǝɹɐ 'sǝuo ƃuıpǝǝןq-ǝʎǝ ʇsoɯ 'ƃuıʇɐʇıɹɹı ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'pǝʇɐɔoן sı ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ oʇ pǝʇɐןǝɹ ʎןןɐnsn ǝɹɐ ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ ǝpısuı ʞunɾ/uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ǝɥʇ ˙sǝɹɐɔ oɥʍ ʇnq ˙uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı sı ʞunɾ ǝɥʇ ɹo ʞunɾ sı uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ǝɥʇ ɟı ʎןuo ʇnq 'ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝq uɐɔ ʞunɾ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ˙ʞunɾ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ssǝןǝsn ɟo ʇoן ɐ ɥʇıʍ pǝןןıɟ ʎןןɐnsn ǝɹɐ sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙sʍouʞ oɥʍ ˙ʇou ʎןqɐqoɹd ʇnq 'pǝʇuǝʌuı ʎןqɐqoɹd sqoou ˙pǝʇuǝʌuı sɐʍ/pǝʇsıxǝ ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʍoɥ ɹo ǝɹǝɥʍ ɹo uǝɥʍ sʍouʞ poƃ ʇdǝɔxǝ ǝuo ou 'ʎןןɐɔısɐq os ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ pǝʇuǝʌuı ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,upןnoʍ ʎןqɐqoɹd ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq pןnoʍ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'ǝןdoǝd ɹoɟ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ǝǝɹɟ ʇou ɹo ǝǝɹɟ ǝɯos ǝq oʇ pǝǝu pןnoʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq ˙ʇsɐɟ ǝɯɐɔǝq ʇı ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ os ˙ǝɯıʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ ʍoןs sɐʍ ʇı ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ʇnq 'pǝʇuǝʌuı sɐʍ ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ pǝʇuǝʌuı sɐʍ ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ ˙sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ɟo uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɥʇ oʇ uo ʍou ˙ʇɐɥʇ ǝƃɐɹnoɔsıp ı ʇnq 'ǝʞıן noʎ ɟı uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq ˙ʇou op os 'ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ ɟı pǝʇɐɥ ǝq pןnoʍ noʎ ʇnq 'ǝʇıs ƃuıʇɹoddns ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ pǝʇɐǝɹɔ uɐɔ noʎ ˙ǝɯɐן ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ˙sı ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo ǝɯɐן ɐ 'sısǝɥʇodʎɥ ɐ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sʍouʞ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝuo ou ʇnq ˙uǝddɐɥ uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ uǝɥʇ uǝʌɐǝɥ uı ǝɹɐ noʎ ssǝןun ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʇnq 'ʇsıxǝ uɐɔ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʇnq 'ƃuıʎouuɐ puɐ ƃuıʇɐʇıɹɹı os ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇɹoddns sǝop ǝɔɐןd ʎuɐ ʇqnop ʎןɥƃıɥ ı ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ sǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔɐןd ɐ sı ʇı ssǝןun ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ pǝuuɐq noʎ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ǝʞɐɯ ʇou pןnoɥs noʎ ˙ɐıpǝdoןɔʎɔun puɐ 'spɹɐoq ʇɐɥɔ 'sɯnɹoɟ ƃuıpnןɔuı 'sǝıʇǝıɔos ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ןןɐ ʎןןɐnʇɹıʌ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ 'ʇsoɯ uı uodn pǝuʍoɹɟ sı ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ ˙ɥo,p ˙sןoqɯʎs ǝɔnpoɹd oʇ ǝןqɐ sı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ ǝq pןnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ ¡ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ uo sʎɐʍןɐ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙ǝɯ spuıɯǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʎǝɥ ˙ǝʇıɹʍ ɹo pǝdʎʇ ʎןsnoıʌǝɹd noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ oʇ sı ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ pooƃ puɐ ɹǝʇʇǝq ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʎɐʍ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ¿ı pןnoɥs ɹo ˙ʍouʞ pןnoɥs ı ˙ƃuıʞןɐʇ ǝq ʇ,upןnoʍ ı uǝɥʇ ǝɹns ʇou sɐʍ ı ɟı ʇnq ˙ǝɹns ʇou ɯɐ ı 'puǝ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ǝdoɥ noʎ ɟı ˙puǝ ǝɥʇ ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ sıɥʇ ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ǝʇɐǝɹɔ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı ǝɔuɐsınu ɐ pǝɹǝpısuoɔ ǝɹɐ ǝןdoǝd ˙ɟo ʞuıɥʇ oʇ sɹnoɥ ǝʞɐʇ ןןıʍ ʇnq ʞɹoʍ pןnoʍ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuıɥʇ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɯos ɹo ˙sɥdɐɹƃɐɹɐd oʇuı ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇʇıןds ɹo ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇǝןǝp ʎq pǝʇɐǝɟǝp ǝɹɐ ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙noʎ oʇ ʎןddɐ ʇ,usǝop ʇɐɥʇ uǝɥʇ pɹıǝʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı ʇnq 'ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ƃuıʞɐɯ doʇs oʇ ƃuıddɐןs-ɥɔʇıq ɹǝdoɹd ɐ ʇǝƃ ʇsnɯ noʎ ˙ɟɟo pǝssıd ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı ɹo ʇı ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ noʎ ɹo ʎuunɟ ǝq oʇ ʎɹʇ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs ʇsnɾ noʎ 'ɹǝʍsuɐ ʎɹoʇɔɐɟsıʇɐs ɐ ƃuıʇsǝnbǝɹ ʇou ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ uoıʇsǝnb ןɐɔıɹoʇǝɥɹ ɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞıן ˙ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ʇou uɐɔ ı ɹo ʇı ǝʞıן ןǝǝɟ ʇou op ı ɟı ɹo ʎzɐן ɯɐ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ɹǝɥʇıǝ ɟo ʞuıɥʇ ʇou uɐɔ ı ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ƃuıǝq sɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ˙sɹǝɥʇo puɐ 'uoısoןdxǝ pɐǝɥ 'uoısnɟuoɔ 'ɐǝsnɐu ǝʇɐǝɹɔ oʇ uʍouʞ ǝɹɐ ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ uı ǝq ɹǝʌǝu pןnoɥs sɥdɐɹƃɐɹɐd 'ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo ˙sɹǝʇʇǝן ןɐʇıdɐɔ ǝʞıן sƃuıɥʇ ƃuıpuɐʇsʇno puɐ sǝɔɐds ǝƃnɥ ɟo ǝǝɹɟ ʎןsnoıʌqo ǝɹɐ sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙pɹıǝʍ puɐ qɯnp ƃuıʞɔnɟ ʞooן ɯǝɥʇ sǝʞɐɯ ʇı ˙sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ɟo ʎɯɐɟuı ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝsodɹnd ǝןoɥʍ ǝɥʇ suınɹ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq sɹǝʇʇǝן ןɐʇıdɐɔ puɐ 'ʎʇǝıɔos uı pǝsn sןoqɯʎs ɹǝɥʇo ǝsoɥʇ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ 'sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝƃuɐɹʇs 'sɹoןoɔ ʇuoɟ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp 'sʞuıן ɟo ǝǝɹɟ ǝq pןnoɥs sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙sǝɹɐɔ ʎpoqou ˙ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇ,usǝop ʇı ʇnq ˙ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ssǝuʇɔıɹʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝıɹɐʌ ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ƃuıʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʍ ɟo ʇuǝɯɥsıund ǝɥʇ ˙ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʇnq 'ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ 'spuɐɥ ɹıǝɥʇ uı ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ǝʌɐɥ ɹo ǝɟıן ou ǝʌɐɥ oɥʍ ǝןdoǝd ʇuǝıʇɐd puɐ ƃuıɹoq ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ˙suɐds uoıʇuǝʇʇɐ ʇɹoɥs ǝʌɐɥ ʇou op ǝןdoǝd ǝsoɥʇ ˙ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ puɐ puɐʇs uɐɔ ǝןdoǝd ǝɯos ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ˙ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇou ʇnq 'ʇı puɐʇs uɐɔ ǝןdoǝd ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ɐ ˙sʇǝʞɔos ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ןןɐɟ puɐ pǝǝןq sǝʎǝ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɹo ǝpoןdsɐ ɹǝpɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ʎןןɐnsn ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙ɯopuɐɹ ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ ǝɹɐ 'sǝuo ƃuıpǝǝןq-ǝʎǝ ʇsoɯ 'ƃuıʇɐʇıɹɹı ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɹɐ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'pǝʇɐɔoן sı ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ oʇ pǝʇɐןǝɹ ʎןןɐnsn ǝɹɐ ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ ǝpısuı ʞunɾ/uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ǝɥʇ ˙sǝɹɐɔ oɥʍ ʇnq ˙uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı sı ʞunɾ ǝɥʇ ɹo ʞunɾ sı uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ǝɥʇ ɟı ʎןuo ʇnq 'ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝq uɐɔ ʞunɾ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ˙ʞunɾ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ssǝןǝsn ɟo ʇoן ɐ ɥʇıʍ pǝןןıɟ ʎןןɐnsn ǝɹɐ sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ˙sʍouʞ oɥʍ ˙ʇou ʎןqɐqoɹd ʇnq 'pǝʇuǝʌuı ʎןqɐqoɹd sqoou ˙pǝʇuǝʌuı sɐʍ/pǝʇsıxǝ ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʍoɥ ɹo ǝɹǝɥʍ ɹo uǝɥʍ sʍouʞ poƃ ʇdǝɔxǝ ǝuo ou 'ʎןןɐɔısɐq os ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ pǝʇuǝʌuı ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,upןnoʍ ʎןqɐqoɹd ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ʇnq ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq pןnoʍ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'ǝןdoǝd ɹoɟ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ ǝǝɹɟ ʇou ɹo ǝǝɹɟ ǝɯos ǝq oʇ pǝǝu pןnoʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq ˙ʇsɐɟ ǝɯɐɔǝq ʇı ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ os ˙ǝɯıʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐ ʍoןs sɐʍ ʇı ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ʇnq 'pǝʇuǝʌuı sɐʍ ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ pǝʇuǝʌuı sɐʍ ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ǝɥʇ ˙sʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ɟo uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ןɐnʇɔɐ ǝɥʇ oʇ uo ʍou ˙ʇɐɥʇ ǝƃɐɹnoɔsıp ı ʇnq 'ǝʞıן noʎ ɟı uɐɔ noʎ ʇnq ˙ʇou op os 'ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ ɟı pǝʇɐɥ ǝq pןnoʍ noʎ ʇnq 'ǝʇıs ƃuıʇɹoddns ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ ɐ ǝʇɐǝɹɔ uɐɔ noʎ ˙ǝɯɐן ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ˙sı ʇɐɥʇ ǝuo ǝɯɐן ɐ 'sısǝɥʇodʎɥ ɐ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sʍouʞ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ ǝuo ou ʇnq ˙uǝddɐɥ uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ uǝɥʇ uǝʌɐǝɥ uı ǝɹɐ noʎ ssǝןun ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇou ʇnq 'ʇsıxǝ uɐɔ ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʇnq 'ƃuıʎouuɐ puɐ ƃuıʇɐʇıɹɹı os ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇɹoddns sǝop ǝɔɐןd ʎuɐ ʇqnop ʎןɥƃıɥ ı ˙ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ sǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔɐןd ɐ sı ʇı ssǝןun ǝɹǝɥʍʎuɐ pǝuuɐq noʎ ʇǝƃ uɐɔ ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇxǝʇ ɟo sןןɐʍ ǝʞɐɯ ʇou pןnoɥs noʎ ˙ɐıpǝdoןɔʎɔun puɐ 'spɹɐoq ʇɐɥɔ 'sɯnɹoɟ ƃuıpnןɔuı 'sǝıʇǝıɔos ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ןןɐ ʎןןɐnʇɹıʌ ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ 'ʇsoɯ uı uodn pǝuʍoɹɟ sı ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ʇxǝʇ ɟo ןןɐʍ uʍop ǝpısdn uɐ