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Hispanic Family[edit | edit source]
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Overview[edit | edit source]
A hispanic family is a family of delicate, dark skinned creatures that reside in a neighborhood. Their natural habitat is Burritoland. Their biggest enemies are the Niggers and things not spicey. Most common Hispanic familes have a son trying to fit in with a mustache, a Whore daughter, a loving and hard working (or sometimes crappy and drunk) father, and a emotionally stressed mother that is too involved with the rest.
Family members[edit | edit source]
The son[edit | edit source]
The son in a Hispanic family is usually a long, dark haired, white washed 15 year old. Most hispanic sons, according to scientists, have been seen skateboarding. They are born when they are fifteen years old with a mustache. They are born out of cement, and therefore are born working in construction, carrying on the tradition. Their activities include Masturbation, Sex at fourteen, taking a Shit, eating a Burrito, and yelling at their mother. At the end of the day these creatures go in their den and cry because of their poor skills in English language.
The daughter[edit | edit source]
The hispanic daughter is mostly seen having sex in the kitchen, having sex in the front yard, having sex in the car, having a baby, getting an abortion, getting implants, making her nipples hard, being a whore, and bribing her father. They are daddies little girl, and get whatever they want. Their catchphrases are: "Hi Robert," "Hi Danny," "Hi sexy," "Hi K-fed," "Hi George," "Do you have a condom?" "I'm pregnant." "Please daddy?"
These creatures don't have a mating call, but a mating movement. This movement is spreading their legs. During mating they usually says the word, "deeper". Scientist believe this indicates pleasure. During the early years, their role models are people like Hilary Duff. When they mature, or when they discover the world of orgasms, their role models become "the girls next door".
The mother[edit | edit source]
The mother is often described as a milf, and all the dad's primates want to mate with her. She is not allowed outside of the natural premises. She watches out for her cubs.
The Father[edit | edit source]
[[image:uncylcopedia2.jpg|thumb|right|150PX|Two hispanic dad's closing in on their prey.]] The father is the leader of the pack. He is mostly racist to niggers, black people, white people, blue people, and circumsiced penises. His hobbies are gaining weight and drinking. They start to thin out their hair at the age of 15, and grow a mustache at age 2. They watch cowboy movies when they are hungover, and scream at their kids when their drunk. They mostly work at construction.
Hobbies[edit | edit source]
1 Most hispanic families have the same hobbies, like being at the summer olympics, and eating burritos.
