User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/News

• Canada LOSES 2-1, ragequits! (this is Gerg writing this)
• Zeitpyramide's birthday happened
• The Yankees suck
• The war on Everybody stealing from Everybody continues
• Turb0-Sunrise comes back, creates Turb0pedia
  • Wait nevermind that existed months ago
• Joe Biden speaks up — United Statian dollar hyperinflates (Pictured)
  • To learn more about this subject, search up "Joe Biden Inflation"
• The United States become the Disunited United States
• Gerg's Shitroom has a redirect now.
  • Ain't that cool?
• Turb0-Sunrise has been inactive for four days. This means I killed him.
• Uncyclopedia is dead, and we killed it.