User:Gale5050/Failed VFH's

This is a list of failed VFHs, and suggestions to improve them. As of 23:30, 14 April 2021 (UTC), may or may not be updated

• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Rita had a 3.5-2 (+1.5) consensus to post but failed to hit +5. It had significant opposes due to issues, and ultimately was out for 66 days, from February 5-April 12, 2021.
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Interstate 95 (third nomination) had 3-1 consensus against posting (-2) and was speedily closed after 5 days. They said that it needs way more work. It was from April 6-11, 2021.
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Penis Monkeys from Outer Space was 2-0 against posting. It was way too short. Recieved some abstains, too. It was from April 5-7, 2021.
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:International Mens Day is now in userspace. It was short and needed to be fleshed out. It was 3.5-1 against posting. It was initially deleted on March 10, a day after it was posted as a withdra2, but hacked up and marked as failed on April 5, 2021, 25 days after nomination.
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Cause of global warming discovered was too dated. It failed, 2-1 against posting, after 3 days. Score of -1. (March 30-April 2, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Space Opera in Scientology after 60 days, and it being 4-2 to post, it only had +2 consensus. It couldn't reach it quick enough, so it got failed. (January 29-March 30, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/New York (state) was stale, being only 1.666-0 after 90 days, and 2 abstain votes. It was kinda borderline and not exciting people. (December 29, 2020-March 29, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Hurricane Harvey was when I tried to get an FA, but failed 1.5-1, and got punished for it. After 27 days and the first oppose rolled in, it was speedily closed. (February 18-March 17, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Emperor Taizong of Tang was 0-0, I withdrew it within 2 days. Not quite ready. Probably could even be deleted. (February 12-14, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Free Julian Assange campaign successful failed as it just wasn't good enough, bad prose, not relevant, and then became stale. It ended as a 2-2 tie after 40 days. (January 4-February 13, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Orchids was 2-1 with an abstain and was withdrew after 6 days. Needed a rewrite. (January 22-28, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Unikitty was 2-1 against posting as it was not ready yet,and recieved criticism for signing the name as well. Closed after 33 days. (December 1, 2020-January 3, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Black paint brush of tragic angst closed as failed, 3.5-1 to post after 54 days, do to it being a blob. (November 9, 2020-January 2, 2021)
• Uncyclopedia:VFH/Ecce Mono was 4-2 to post, but due to it having ugly images, it got some oppose votes, failing it. 1st VFH I opposed. 85 days passed and it became stale. (September 15-December 9, 2020)