User:GAMMA monster(Who has called me HAGE?)

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Congratulations <insert name here>, you just stumbled into the page of a random person on this so called website. In fact this is an UnWebsite. So Im an UnUser, an you are a UnWinner.

“I pity the fool that gets owned!”

~ Mr. T on You

Here we see a classic example of ownage. You should consider yourself lucky I wasn't as brutal.

If you have any complaints about me, then umm... too bad cause there isnt much to do about that. So, yeah, im funny. I still have room for improvement, but I need some help. If you adopt, find it in your heart to adopt me. For only 50 cents a day, you can help make a difference.

The Russian police. Stern, but fair(They dont discriminate in regards to sex. They just beat everyone)

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.