User:FlareNUKE/Baby Looney Tunes
Baby Looney Tunes is a story of a woman who escaped from jail and went under the alias “Granny”. All of her children were animal fetishists and had anthromorphic infants and were arrested and shot for such a crime as beastiality.
Characters[edit | edit source]
Frank Morris (AKA Granny)[edit | edit source]
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Morris was born in Washington D.C. and spent most of his early years going to different foster homes. He was convicted of his first crime at the age of 4, and by his late teens Morris had been arrested for crimes ranging from narcotics possession to shit flinging. As he progressed into adult life, Morris began to move to even bigger penitentiaries. He was alleged to possess “superior intelligence” in comparison to bacteriophages and could worm his way out of most prisons.
Imprisonment[edit | edit source]
Later in his life he was imprisoned to Oprah's Chamber of Death where everyone is forced listening to Harry Potter books. Luckily Morris escaped using his testicles to break the brick wall and used a raft made out of washable glue, fox teeth, anchors, butterfly skin, sugar, spice, and everything nice.
How that boat managed to survive[edit | edit source]
It didn't.
Then how did she survive?[edit | edit source]
She swam.
Afterwards[edit | edit source]
Morris had gotten a sex change and went under the name “Granny”. When she returned she found that all of his/her children had been shot in jail for commiting beastiality. So now she takes care of their children.
Floyd[edit | edit source]
One of “Granny”'s children. The reason he only started appearing late in the show is because he was sent to jail and had luckily escaped shortly after being arrested. His original wife was a rabbit. Her name was Spunkie!
Spunkie[edit | edit source]
OMG SPUNKIE! Spunkie was Floyd's original wife. Of course afterwards she was killed and eaten by Granny.