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Ewe Mama

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Ewe Mama

Publisher The Royal Society of New Zealand
First appearance New Zealand Journal of Agricultural Research
Created by Prof Ian Wilmut
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Real name Dolly the Sheep
Status Villain
Affiliations Animal Farm
Previous affiliations New Zealand FAA
Notable aliases Ewe Momma
Notable relatives Lucy, Darton & Cotton
Notable powers Peak ovine physical ability, Master of her domain

Ewe Mama is in reality, Dolly the Sheep, the first ever cloned mammal. Having super powers, she is bitter at having all the aches and pains of a 6 year old at birth. She is known to rampage the countryside.

Faking her own death[edit | edit source]

In 2003, Ewe faked her own death so she could live full time as the Ewe Mama. Currently she is arching The Schwa.