User:DootNewt

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DootNewt yay!

NOT GAY[edit | edit source]

THIS NEWT IS NOT GAY

DOOTNEWT BOXES[edit | edit source]

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This user spends more time with a penguin

than with a window

.
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LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user doesn't know how to speak their mind and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying know-it-alls.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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RENT
This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user suffers from Userboxitis. Please help them as soon as possible.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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This user is the least you could do.
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This user is a geek.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.