User:DootNewt

DootNewt yay!

NOT GAY

THIS NEWT IS NOT GAY

DOOTNEWT BOXES

This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.

LV-4 This user considers themselves an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

MS 0 This user doesn't know how to speak their mind and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying know-it-alls. MS 0

This user seriously needs to calm down.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+

This user loves pi

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RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT

UBI This user suffers from Userboxitis. Please help them as soon as possible. UBI

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user wishes they were queer so they could get chicks.

This user is a geek.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...