User:Darkheartdan1990

Satan Loves This Page

The Prince of Darkness – the ultimate purveyor of all things wicked, vile, and malevolent – has personally reviewed this page. The submitter and all subsequent editors are damned to eternal torment in hellfire.

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Chuck Norris does not simply approve this article, this article simply approves Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris took time from pleasing many women to have sex with this article...feel lucky!!

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Something isn't right here...

The credibility of this artile is questionable, I mean someone facing Chuck Norris AND surviving? Not likely.

This user is a total UKer

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and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly.

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(British Uncyclopedians)

“I prefer men. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Darkheartdan1990

The People Darkheartdan1990 has pissed off

• Darkheartdan1990
• Chuck Norris
• Your Mom
• Everyone
• That Guy
• Your sister

The People who have pissed off Darkheartdan1990

• Scottish
• Christoper Fotheringham (See Scottish)
• You
• Darkheartdan1990
• Panic! At the Disco
• My mother
• You <insert name here>

The Number of women Darkheartdan1990 has made love to

Dan has made and currently is and will be making love to countless amounts of women, here is the counter that is currently keeping up to date with exactly how many he has slept with today.

NOTE: The counter will reset to zero at 00:00AM for a new days count, obviously the counter will rise too fast for you to notice this. NOTE: This counter is an hour slow.'

The counter is so busy it has to be sponsored by AGif UNREGISTERED to keep running, AGif UNREGISTERED stands for AIDS Get Inflicted Fridays Unless Necrophilliacs Ruin Everything Good In Saturdays Top Erection Reaction Election Day. (What a bloody long and silly Company Name!)

This promiscuity is suceeded only by Chuck Norris, where'd you think he learnt the moves from?

The Offspring of Darkheartdan1990

Obviously, he has a lot of children around the world as shown by the counter above. Here are a list of famous children produced by Darkheartdan1990.

• God
• Jesus
• Nobuo Uematsu
• Darkheartdan1990
• Matt Stone
• Trey Parker
• Jimmy Eat World
• Zebrahead
• Mike Judge

The hitlist of Darkheartdan1990

• Darth Vader
• Steve Irwin
• Aeris
• Dumbledore
• Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny Kenny...I gave up on this one.
• You <insert name here>