User:Contestant/Pink elephant
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| Pink Elephan |
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| Scientific Classification |
| Kingdom: | Animalia |
| Phylum: | Chordata |
| Class: | Mammalia |
| Order: | Proboscidea |
| Family: | Elephantidae |
| Genus: | Loxodon |
Species Loxodon intoxicatus The pink elephant (Loxodon intoxicatus) is a species of elephant native to pubs and taverns, but can be found at any given locale on Earth. Through a stunning fluke of evolution, they have developed the ability to teleport under certain circumstances.
Origins[edit | edit source]
The pink elephant was first discovered approximately twelve thousand years ago in the Neolithic period.
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Why not think of pink elephants?[edit | edit source]
- Pink elephants stink. It is scientifically proven that if one thinks of pink elephants too long, their head will smell terrible forever.
- Pink elephants smell. Hey what do you mean this is redundant? I'M the expert you know! shut up and keep reading.
- Pink elephants will make your head explode. Exploding heads is a common phenomenon in Jumbodia, where people think of pink elephants at the rate of you picking your nose and eating it