User:Conniving/grueslayer/talk4

Grueslayer

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You say "Archive Four, activate." The hologram projector expands, and shows not holograms of all the creators and implementors yelling at each other, but instead shows holograms of Trar, Conniving, and Han Solo trying to kill each other. A plastic fold up chair is placed into the room by a robotic arm. You sit, and watch the carnage. > Oooooh! Violence! A hologram of Han Solo materialises in the center of the hologram projector. It says "This will take forever to clean up...." Back to the conference archives Back to the conferences

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I don't think Emmzee's around anymore. Maybe he died in real life, or if he's just leaving. So more power to me! /me usurps Emmzee's half of Creator power(for now) When(IF) he returns, he can have it back. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:33, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Nope. He gave that power to Han. Let's jump him for his share. *arms self with Millwall Brick and Shiv set* Conniving 15:42, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

And nobody informed me. Now we just have to upgrade to support the power shift..... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 15:50, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

/me aims shotgun, chaingun, LAW, D'eagle, and FRAG Grenades --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:10, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving pulls out Poké Balls, Aether Blade, Scroll of Sol-Eurg Summon, and Guillotine Scythe. Conniving 16:15, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Let's get him, Trar. Conniving 16:16, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo has blasted Conniving Try FIGHTING instead of searching items. No wonder your level is so low. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:33, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Comment: Those were in my Inventory already. Conniving 01:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving gets up again thanks to a Reviver Seed in his pocket.

Conniving: You understand so little about strategy.

Conniving: uses Lock-On on Han Solo. Conniving 16:46, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

I suggest you not step on that claymore mine.

Han Solo casts Lightning Storm on Conniving

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:03, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar pulls out his shotgun and shoots Han in the face twice, then follows up with a Volcano Blast. To the abdomen and legs. Twice. Then Trar puts on his armour. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:08, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo resists the spell! Han Solo shoves a Fragmentation Grenade down Trar's throat! Trar takes 9999 damage! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:48, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

The visor on Trar's armour completely covers his face, thus the grenade bounces off and mortally wounds Ham Solo! Trar finishes him off with a rocket launcher! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 22:12, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Ham Solo is dead! ''Han Solo takes a transport to the other side of the world! Han Solo launches a Nuclear Missile at Trar for pi damage! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:18, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

HanSolo sets mode: +bb Trar Conniving

Han Solo has kicked Trar from #Grueslayer (No.)

Han Solo has kicked Conniving from #Grueslayer (No.)

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:20, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving got back up again with another Reviver Seed. He looks slightly worried, now.

Conniving casts Sheer Cold! However, in the spirit of fairness, it manifests as a translucent snowflake that slowly hovers toward Han. However, make no mistake that it'll cause a one-hit KO if it DOES catch him, and it bypasses anything (being translucent).

Sheer Cold seems to be speeding up as it gets closer. Conniving 01:25, 21 July 2007 (UTC) (Edit Conflict. You slowed me down.)

Conniving: *looks at Trar* This is a downer. =/ A Phoenix Downer! *uses a Phoenix Down on Trar, then loots Ham Solo's corpse for more stuff*

Han Solo fires a anti-snowflake flare near Conniving. The snowflake goes after Conniving at Mach 3! Han Solo programs an un-breakable wall of rock around Conniving! I DIDN'T FUCKING DIE! You're looting TRAR'S corpse! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:28, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

And Ham Solo only has Ham. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Fortunately, Conniving is still charred from Han's Lightning Storm. Conniving uses the remaining heat to cook the Ham, then eats it. Conniving 01:33, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

What do you MEAN i'm looting Trar's corpse? He's back up! If you don't get yer facts straight, i'm calling the referee on you!

Han Solo:Damn, that gave you 85 health. *fires the Desert Eagle at Conniving for 50 Damage* --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:35, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving, Trar, and Naughty Budgie after beating Han. That's Trar drawing the penis on Han's pedestal.

Conniving is severely wounded! He takes cover behind a rock. Conniving 01:38, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving uses his Scroll of Sol-Eurg Summon! *rolls Zocchihedron and gets a 13* Yes! :D

The short-tempered Eurg lady comes out and knocks down Han Solo's stupid rock wall with Brick Break. Unfortunately, as she leaps back after such a feat, she steps on the claymore mine. Conniving 01:42, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo topples the rock Conniving is Behind --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:46, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving pushes back with all his might, and pushes the rock off of his back!

Conniving throws a Poké Ball at Han Solo. A Gyarados comes out.

Conniving: Quick! Use Waterfall on that guy up there!

Gyarados charges at Han at full speed for a direct hit! Conniving 01:50, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar catches up on these events, force feeds Ham Solo some moldy bread, dons his MJOLNIR armor, and blows Ham's head off with a Galaxy Bazooka. Then incinerates the rest of Ham's body, sets mode: +bb Han Solo, makes it so he cannot revive, throws a party, and throws a pie at Conniving. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:53, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving What the fudge pie?!? Gyarados, go eat that guy. >:(

Gyarados looks too afraid of Trar, though. Conniving 01:55, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving after gaining enough power from Han to attack Trar now for his pie-throwing act. Who's represented by who is a mystery though.

He's on our side. And nobody like Conniving tries to challenge me in my MJOLNIR armor! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:59, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

My Gyarados is female! FEMALE!!! Conniving 02:00, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I kill ANY pokemon that touch me, :) BTW, any op can remove +b.

Han Solo sets mode: -bb Han Solo

/me shoots Conniving withan AK 47 at Point-Blank range, killing him. Han Solo loots all of Conniving's Reviver Seeds. (Conniving: Reviver Seeds work at the point of incapacitation. You can't loot me.) Han Solo throws Trar into a pool of lava, doing pi damage. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:01, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo implements the can-only-be-used-by-Han-Solo Invincibillity suit --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:04, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Seriously, hold on. I want to fight Trar now. Conniving 02:04, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

His weakness is water. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:05, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: Really? :o Conniving 02:06, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

No. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:07, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK! I CAN'T EDIT! TO MANY EDIT CONFLICTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:08, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Blame Han. Conniving 02:10, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Uh huh. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:11, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar mutilates Han's face with two pistols. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:15, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

A Battle of Cosmic Proportions(A.K.A. Part Two)

Trar magically changes the battlefield to a zero-gee airlock(closed, of course, but my MJOLNIR suit can handle being in the vaccum of space), then makes it so the battlefield cannot be switched again(unless the airlock was opened, in which case we would be fighting in space). HA! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:17, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: *is flustered as he claws at the air to no avail* Conniving 02:20, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar does some aerial acrobatics. Trar: "Isn't space fun? /blasts Han with a rocket"

By the way, this is what my armor looks like, if anyone's interested:

Just think of blue and gold colors instead of all green, and that's me! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:23, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

BTW, I'm wearing the Invincibllity armor thhat can only be used by me :) All attacks you did on me were sent back at you. As in now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:28, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar almost dies, but uses a Medkit to patch himself up, while flicking the seekrit switch that turns Han's invincibility armor to non-invincibility armor. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: *eventually grabs onto something* Okay... I thought I was dueling Trar now, but I guess Han won't go down just yet. Fine, i'll help Trar. Wow, fights like these are why I made up that whole PvP subplot. :) I live for battle. I kill so that I may live. I look after myself and love only my-

Aelita: *taps Conniving on the shoulder* Wrong show.

Conniving: Oh. O.O'

Aelita leaves.

Conniving: I forgot to ask her how she walked in zero G. Conniving 02:31, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Maybe you should STOP FUCKING ATTACKING ME WHILE I'M NOT IN THE FIGHT. /me jettisons a spacesuit to Conniving from the Millenium Falcon. Knock yourself out. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:35, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Aelita obviously knows how to move in zero-gee. /me laughs at the thought of Conniving in open air, spinning in circles, trying to get somewhere --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:35, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar thinks about activating the metal clamps in his boots so he can actually WALK, but Trar likes floating around a LOT more. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:38, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving puts on the spacesuit, fastens it to work as if it were Earth's gravity, comments that it feels like it's a "second skin", then knocks himself out. He gets up again because of those friggin' Reviver Seeds. Conniving 02:38, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Floating around is more fun, and you can still kill that way, but for combat's sake, I guess i'll have to........

Trar activates the metal clamps in his boots, and starts walking on solid ground. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:42, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: I use my Scroll of Sol-Eurg Summon!

Unfortunately, he already used that to break Han's rock shield.

Conniving: Very well, I use Earth Force to bind you to your current position for one turn!

Conniving casts Earth Force, rendering Trar completely immobile for one turn with concentrated gravity. Unfortunately, Aelita left, and Gyarados is a little afraid of Trar, so this turn goes to waste for both Trar and Conniving. Conniving 02:46, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

FUCK! EDIT CONFLICT! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:49, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

No sweat. You couldn't move that turn anyway. ;) Conniving 02:50, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

This page is getting too long, and i'm going to archive it. Do not panic. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:52, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: Now that THAT is out of the way, it's my turn.

Conniving slashes Trar once with the Aether Blade. It appears to be more effective here in this Zero G zone. Conniving 02:59, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar barely winces, as even in this zero-gee zone, it barely damaged his shields. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:01, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: *groans* That's still something. No... urgh... matter.

Conniving keeps slashing! He takes five more swings. Conniving 03:04, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar counter-attacks with a full round of bullets from his MA5C Assault Rifle fired at Conniving, and you know what bullets and their properties are, right? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:05, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving does a forward somersault to take cover behind a metal crate. He checks his inventory. A bunch of seeds that were once Reviver Seeds have now turned into plain seeds from being used up. Conniving rolls his eyes, eats the Plain Seeds to restore health, then pulls out a Scroll of Savato Summon +1. He then peers out from his cover with a mirror. Conniving 03:11, 21 July 2007 (UTC) ((Stupid edit conflict.))

Trar sniggers as just before Conniving is able to summon some pasta dish or something, he opens the airlock! Everything flies out of the airlock super-fast! Conniving doesn't react fast enough! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:15, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Duel In The Void(A.K.A. Part Three)

Trar laughs! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:15, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Conniving? You there? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:18, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, you messed up my edit. Conniving 03:21, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving disables the G function on his suit as it is useless in space! He activates the Scroll of Savato Summon +1. A giant red monster, part spider, part Giant Enemy Crab, part rocket car (you heard me, rocket car) appears. Conniving plants himself in it as if it were a vehicle.

Conniving: Now, Savato! Attack Trar!

Savato launches baby versions of itself at Trar's suit. They begin eating at it.

((I'll try and find a video of it. It's the final boss from Trauma Center. I usually use whatever game I am recently playing in my roleplay. )) Conniving 03:21, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

EDIT: Here's one. It's weird, this game. It starts out as a normal operating game, then turns completely fucked up with evil monster thingies. Not to mention I can't beat this boss. T_T

Woah! Guess i'll have to rethink my battle plans.... Trar magically makes it so he(and he only) can switch maps again, and he switches the map to Blood Gulch from Halo 1 multiplayer EDIT: I can't find a suitable video, Google "Blood Gulch" please. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:29, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

You're lucky I didn't cast it so that Savato was in a viral form. It's kinda hard to get rid of a Final Boss when it's already stealing your heart's pulse from inside of you. That idea sounded cheap to me. Conniving 03:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving, I beat that game. even the X missions. :) :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:31, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, the DS version anyway. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:35, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I play the Wii version. :o Anyway, my version of Savato is the upgraded one, except it's large enough for me to ride it like a vehicle. Oh, and Aelita's sitting on the back of it. I should have written that earlier. Conniving 03:36, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

HAN! Google "Blood Gulch" RIGHT NOW! IT'S THE CURRENT BATTLEFIELD! Trar escapes from the Savatos by jumping in a nearby Warthog(google that too unless you already know about Halo: Combat Evolved) and flooring it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:37, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad i'm not in this battle. Or have Triti in my lungs. Triti was annoying as hell. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:38, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I know! They keep reforming. Stupid ice triangles. >:( Conniving 03:39, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah, so Han's a spectator now? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:40, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, i'm going to the bathroom, brb. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:41, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Anyway, Savato Mk II (that's what i'm calling the red one, even though I don't know the official name) flies after Trar's Warthog. Conniving orders it to attack the Warthog with Fire Punch. Conniving 03:41, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm back! Trar spawns a random marine to man the gunner seat. The marine shoots at The Pasta. Is it okay if I call Savato The Pasta? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:47, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd give Trar some Kyriaki if he had a disadvatage. But he dosen't. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:49, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

You do and i'll summon Pempti on you. The viral one that carves your lungs into pieces. Does that LOOK like pasta? It's a spider-like flying ROCKET CAR that is perpetually on fire! But these GUILT monsters DO remind me of food.... Conniving 03:51, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Solo, you mind joining the game on my side? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:52, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

No. You deserve to be flattened. Pie is for eating, not throwing. And Pempti dosen't slice up the lungs... at first. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I think Trar is asking you to be his Nurse Angie and tell him what Savato can do to him. You can do that, or you can yell at him for being a loser doctor if you want. Conniving 03:56, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar does a 180 on his Warthog. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 03:55, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving is slightly flustered. He kept going while Trar did a 180.

Conniving:hax0r!!!!

Conniving abruptly turns around, and would have thrown Aelita off Savato's back in the process had she not been anchoring herself with telekinesis. Needless to say, Conniving himself is nearly thrown off, but he regains control and closes in on Trar. Conniving 03:59, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

No way am I helping Trar, that pie waster. Oh, and if either of you get that close again, you PROBABLY WILL SMASH INTO THE FLACON LIKE A SONDERKOMMANDO INTO SACKTIME. Don't go 5 inches from my ship, please. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:03, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar tells the gunner marine, whom is actually SARGENT JOHNSON, WHO IS INVINCIBLE (look him up, you'll see in Halo 1 if he dies in one scene, he reappears in another scene, in Halo 2, he is simply invincible from the start), to commence fire upon The Pasta!(and MJOLNIR armor is impervious to biological warfare, like hat lung-eating thing-virus). And Han, these SPARTANS could kill you even in that kind of situation, hovering as spectator in a ship over the battlefield. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:04, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving can do nought but scream bloody murder as one of the bullets flies for his face in dramatic slow-motion fashion.

Aelita uses Psychic to knock the bullet away! Conniving 04:07, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

The Millenium Falcon has a laser battery on the bottom, which could blow either of you out of the sky. han Solo launches Kyriaki at Trar, ready to kill him! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:08, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

((Are they at least giant Kyriaki that are at least motorcycle-sized?)) Conniving 04:09, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

((Yes.)) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:11, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

The thought is nice, but you should just watch the fight. I've got all the help I need with an enormous death incarnate and an overpowered Gardevoir. Conniving 04:19, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Bullets are too fast. Conniving falls off The Pasta and is crushed by the Warthog. And Han, what is your problem?!?!?! Why be angry over a FUCKING PIE THAT I THREW LONG AGO!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!!?!?!?!? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:10, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

It's Pie. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:11, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

So? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:12, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

The pie is a plot device. It's why i'm fighting you. And bullets aren't fast enough when you have Aelita. ^_^ (try a more direct approach)

Speaking of such, Savato Mk II catches up to the Warthog and sprays webbing all over Sargent Johnson. Since he's invincible, there's a limitless supply of energy to steal. Conniving 04:14, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar, Sargent Johnson, and a random marine that appeared randomly in the passenger seat bail out of the doomed Warthog and Trar changes the battlefield to Halo 2's Coagulation(basically Halo 2's Blood Gulch, look it up). The threesome then get into a Gauss Warthog that shoots Gauss rounds more powerful than bullets, and Aelita can't deflect them! Trar in the driver seat, the random marine(with rocket launcher and shotgun), and Sargent Johnson in the gunner seat(covered in web that doesn't do anything). They drive around until they find The Pasta, then they start shooting. Let's see Aelita deflect gauss AND rockets AT THE SAME TIME! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:20, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Laser Arrows! Or use Energy Be- oh, wrong show. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:23, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving, Savato Mk II, and Aelita are rattled by rocket explosions!

Conniving: O_o They're TOO FAST!

Aelita: Try flying upward. The sun should provide enough glare to throw off the gauss blasts. Plus, you still have Savato's high dexterity.

Conniving: Good idea. *flies upward and gets attacked by the falling Kyriaki meant for Trar, but throws them into the fire that strangely isn't bothering Aelita one bit* Conniving 04:24, 21 July 2007 (UTC) (You both ruined my edit)

What the hell? those Kyriaki are fried! O_O --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:26, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: Now they are Teriyaki! ^_^

Audience: Boooooooooo.... Conniving 04:28, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar gives the random marine an Archie Ground-To-Air missile launcher. And since The Pasta is already damaged(severely), *fwissshhhhh*-*fwisssshhhh*-*BOOM*-*BOOM*! The Pasta = dead.

Audience: YAAAAAAAY! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:29, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving, your Savato has been making those red and blue babi- AAAAAA-

Han Solo has been eaten by a Blue Savato --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving begins falling for the ground! It looks like the end for him.

Aelita uses Telekinesis to guide them both down to the ground for a safe landing.

Aelita: Let me take over. *spots Trar, runs up to him, and punches him across the face with Ice Punch. Hard.

Trar has been frozen solid! Conniving 04:32, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm driving a Warthog at over 70 MPH. I am NOT frozen solid. Sargent Johnson's gauss cannon DOES makes short work of the Pasta Man babies. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:35, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: WTF? I thought you said the Warthog was doomed?!? I shall not accept this.

Aelita: Look! *points to something shiny in the distance*

Conniving: Holy crap! :o *jumps into the Golden Warthog, while Aelita takes control of the turret*

Han Solo has joined the fight on Conniving's side in a F6F Hellcat --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:42, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar summons 1337 h4xx0rZ to erase the Golden Warthog. It's an illusion anyway, it can only be found in one map, Headlong. And I just made it so that noone but me, Trar, can change the maps. Period. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:42, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Looks like this fight will last all night...... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:44, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Since I'm a creator... Han Solo has changed the map to WWII:Pacific Ocean

Find somthing to fly on, take off. you're in MY turf now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:45, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving logged out. (Good night.)

The game is being paused. The Implementors need to sleep now. Or at least one of them.

I gotta sleep too. Trar, no doing anything while we're gone! Or else... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:49, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, me too. WE CONTINUE THIS FIGHT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!! Goodnight. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 04:50, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

The Next Day(A.K.A. Part Four)

Conniving has logged in.

Aelita has logged in.

Conniving launches a missile!

Unfortunately, his opponents are not logged in, so that missile goes to waste. Conniving 14:42, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo has logged in.

Han Solo: We all still need to be in somthing able to fly on this map... unless you like to be sitting ducks... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:18, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo lands his F4U Corsaire and breaks open a young, green, Coconut, ans he is hungry. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:45, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving wanders over to a missile base.

Conniving: If I see Trar, i'll just shoot him down. Conniving 18:18, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar logs in and changes the map to The African Savannah and demotes Han Solo to Implementor until this fight is over! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:19, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar dons his armor(see above pictures) --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:20, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: Aww, no missile base. :( Conniving 18:23, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Conniving, why did you betray me anyway? Can't we be partners? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:26, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: B-but... you threw a PIE at me! Pie is for eating, not throwing. I say you betrayed ME. :o Oh well, at least I can see what you can do in PvP. Conniving 18:28, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo promotes Han Solo to Creator until this fight is over! Han Solo turns the map to WWII:Pacific Ocean --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving charges west.

YOU CANT DO THAT! Trar permanently demotes Han Solo to peeon!(until this fight is over) Trar gives Conniving TWO pies! Edible ones! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:36, 21 July 2007 (UTC) ::Han Solo deletes Trar's account YOU CHEATER--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:38, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

I am the real Creator! You just usurped Emmzee's half, you gluttonus corrupt Republican! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:41, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Aelita: Calm down, both of you. ^_^ Conniving 18:41, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

At least let us use OUR maps! You used three of yours! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:44, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo: Yes, Aelita. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:44, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay. But - Trar's Longswords do a bombing run on Han Solo's missile base! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 18:46, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo riddles the Longswords with tracer rounds! Han solo is a double ace! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:48, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving Oooh, OOOH! Let's go to the Ancient Rome map! *points West across the African Savannah* Conniving 18:50, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Tracer rounds do NOTHING against Longswords. The base is bombed, Ham dead, Trar switches the map to New York City(which will inevitably be destroyed thanks to us)! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Conniving: I try not to destroy locations, only opponents. *points to Trar* Now I will stop you. -_- Conniving 18:59, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar bombs Conniving with his Longsword squadron!

Aelita jumps into the way and uses Protect! She would have been blown up, but she can't be hurt like that. Conniving 19:15, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and Trar drops an atom bomb on NYC(the current map, I changed it). This is what it now looks like:

Oh yeah, Han and Conniving AND THAT HOT HENTAI CHICK Aelita were killed in the blast. Not me, I was in the plane dropping the bomb! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:09, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: But that looks more futuristic than before. O_o

Aelita: I guess that's a complement... *looks down at chest* But I don't think i'm... um... large enough for hentai. :o Conniving 19:24, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh? Show me a picture of her(don't worry, i'm a nice guy). And it was the only suitable picture I could find, deal with it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:30, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Just look up Gardevoir on Wikipedia. Or if you want to see YOUR idea, look up Gardevoir on anywhere else. =/ Conniving 19:33, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

So it's not a character from those Trauma Center games - it's a PokeymanPokemon named Aelita! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:42, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: No duh, Trar. I told that to Han in Part III. Not even sure why, Han knew long ago who Aelita was. Conniving 19:44, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar pauses the game. I think i'll play some Jet Set Radio Future now. See you later, paisanos! And don't do anything while i'm gone, for fairness' sake! Please. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:48, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo comes back in the battle, realising it's paused, he just flies around in circles in his F4U Corsaire --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:16, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar unpauses the battle. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 21:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

You've all probably Googled "Jet Set Radio Future" by now, as I have with Trauma Center. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 22:09, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo parachutes out of his plane just as it crashes into Trar's Longsword, which smashes into another, then another... etc etc. you can't shoot me in a parachute, that's a WAR CRIME. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:13, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Youre forgetting i'm not stupid, because I parachute out too. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:31, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

'Han Solo: Hmmm... one F4U Corsaire for a group of Longswords. I win. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:32, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

But not entirely. If you actually read the fucking article, you'll see you have no chance. Trar launches another Longsword squadron, this time with Shiva nuclear warheads, aimed at Han's missile base! BTW, a WW-II plane like the F4U Corsaire cannot possibly take down a single Longsword. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:37, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I just did. :) Anyway, Budgie:HELP!!!!!!!!!! Han Solo comes in in a group of X-Wings, with Sandman', Lonesatar (SOCOM Fireteam Bravo 2) and Walker, Texas Ranger --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:58, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar orders his Longsword squadron to launch some missiles at the X-Wings. And Naughty Budgie: WE NEED YOU! WE MUST QUELL THIS REBELLION AND GET BACK TO DISCUSSION OF GRUESLAYER! DO YOU WANT ORDER OR ANARCHY? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:04, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and Walker is invicible. Cause he's, well, Chuck Norris. And even if the missiles can home, we can EVADE them. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:06, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar launches another volley, and convinces Chuck Norris to join us. Counter THAT! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:07, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

YOU MUST CALL CHUCK WALKER, TEXAS RANGER, OR HE WILL NEVER JOIN YOU. He destroys the entire Longsword squadron with one roundhouse kick, then he eats the missiles. Han Solo changes the map to African savannah --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:10, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Okay, then I convince Walker, Texas Ranger to join us, reverse the Longsword incident, and rally ALL the African animals on our side. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:12, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Too bad. Walker actually works for me. I'm the head ranger. :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:25, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and you're on fire. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:25, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Again, LOOK AT the armor I am wearing right now(just think blue and gold colors instead of all green):

Does that look like it can be set on fire? I think not. And, Walker, Texas Ranger quit the battle because he thought this battle should stay fair. Play fair, people! Go ahead and send in Darth Vader, fanboy. I have the perfect thing to counter that. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:32, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar changes the map to The Plains Of Kansas! Hey, at least we all know what it is and what it looks like.

Prairies Of Kansas(A.K.A. Part Five)

Han Solo throws a beaver at Trar --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:37, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

It bounces off Trar's armor. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:39, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

By "Beaver", I mean a Thunderbird. The car. It was originally going to be called the "beaver" --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:40, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo turns into a Grue that is immune to light (High Gen. Grue) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:43, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

The Thunderbird misses by a hair-breadth. Trar takes the almighty sword Grueslayer and slays High Gen. Grue. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:45, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

It tickles! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:46, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue has paused the game. No cheating. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:47, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll be waiting. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:53, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

???

HOLY CRAP! WHAT IN IGNIGNOKTS NAME HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE!!

I just got here because i was rallied by Conniving about something and... WHAT THE F***?!--Naughty Budgie 01:48, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

PvP battle in the talk page - Conniving started it. Trar's Longsword squadron bomb the shit out of Han's missile base! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:51, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Join me, and I will reward you! This fight is uneven - the rowdy Implementors have turned against us! I need your help! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:53, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I DON'T FUCKING HAVE A MISSILE BASE! and join us! Trar keeps switching the arenas to HIS wanting, in enviorments HE knows, never tetting us use OUR maps! Join us! I have cookies! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:01, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

How about I stop switching maps to weird places? Huh? That sound good? And we have cookies AND MILK! AND CAKE! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:06, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

we have pizza. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:07, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

We have healthy foods, AND ice cream, AND macaroni and cheese! AND PIZZA! WITH ALL TOPPINGS! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:09, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

We have nothing better thaen that, but we WOULD take a missile/bullet for you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:11, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

See?! And we have the best weapons. And we managed to steal the Death Star. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:14, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

We have the City Eaters. And there's only one left in the universe. And it can only be destroyed by another City Eater. :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:17, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

But it's on the other side of the universe, i'm betting. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:19, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

This is just sad and hilarious. Do any of you remember WHY you're fighting?--Naughty Budgie 02:20, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll tell you if you join me. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:23, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar threw a cow pie at CONNIVING. His ALLY. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:23, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

That was intended to be a joke. But now I see my mistake...../pulls out a BFG9000 and blasts Han Solo --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:28, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

And it was a Three Stooges pie, made of whipped cream and cardboard. You don't get it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 02:41, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Aelita: It's just a pie. Get over it.

Conniving: We can't! We're guys! ^_^

Aelita: *sighs, and shakes head* Stop the fight.

Conniving: *groans* Fine. :( *faces Trar* Perhaps we can come to an agreement? Conniving 04:21, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo has joined.

Han Solo This is getting out of hand. I'm agreeing with Aelita. *Lowers his AK-47* --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:23, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: He's probably logged out.

Aelita: Give him time. Conniving 04:27, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo loads 35 different firearms into a Military truck --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:40, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Aelita: I must inquire, what are your intentions concerning those military arms and truck? Conniving 04:51, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo: I've plotted out and found every single weapon on every map, though I never used them, until now. The truck is carting away all the weapons so we won't be able to use them. And I only give maps of these weapons to only the most worthy players. :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:01, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo: Would you and Connivnig like a few? You appear to be worthy. Though it might not seem fair, most of the good weapons are miles away from spawn points. And it dosen't list superweapons. And Conniving actually is the only implementor to actually EARn his leveling, until pi stopped working... I do now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:08, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Aelita: *takes map* What are humans doing with so many weapons? Half of these could be used for more productive insights, like machinery for the poor!

Conniving: Um... technically they're machinery now. Used by rich, poor, heroes, psychopaths, everybody.

Aelita: To improve lives. I thought that was given.

Conniving: I think someone's leaving them out there.

Aelita: I'd at least feel safer if we collected them and kept them out of the hands of lunatics. Then again, they wouldn't be safe if one was in our ranks. *ponders*

Conniving: It's your call, Han. What should we do? Conniving 13:15, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Han Solo has logged in.

Uh, well, we can do that thing from the Simpsons were they burned all the weapons and melted them down into schoolyard equipment. But that didn't turn out so well... or we can take them all in a military Truck, and throw it off a clif- nah, dager to Marine Animals... --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:29, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar logs in. Trar: A truce? Sounds good. Unfortunately I bring my own weapons with me. Trar loads his shotgun and dons his armor(see above for details). --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 16:49, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Conniving: No really, let's stop. I want to get back to Grueslayer. I have all these ideas for PvP, and now I can't even implement most of them because you already know of them. T_T I used up my Savato summon. I had to slay the E-Viral Grue boss for that one. Conniving 23:57, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Trar holsters his shotgun on the back plate of his armor thanks to magnets in it. Trar: Yes. I want it to stop too. This fighting really poops me out....zzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzz....... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:02, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

BREAKING NEWS: THE WAR IS OVER!

Soo... Conniving.... I sent the e-mail.... lets hope this works out..... --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:02, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Actually, this is archive-worthy-long. Stand back! /me archives this historic battle --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:03, 23 July 2007 (UTC)