User:Col.swordman/Uncyclopedia work log/Archive 1

Work log archive - 19/05/2006 to 06/07/2006

"Uncyclopedia's guide to Ninety Eighty-Four"

Status: yet to exist

• A brief introduction to the novel's plot
• Easy to read so people don't have to chew through the book to appreciate all the 1984 spoofs and gags we have here

Wikipedia sucks because the article they have on Ninety Eighty-Four is just too big.

Colonel Swordman 00:47, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"iRaq" ("Iraq")

Status: a-wreck

• Too many random joke making the article incoherent

A 1984 spoof ought to do the job. (Hmmm... Disputed area!)

Colonel Swordman 00:47, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Uncyclopedia work log archives"

Status: yet to exist

• My personal work log archives
• To be updated on a monthly basis
• Work logs to be filed in individual subpages and titled in the format "Archived: Uncyclopedia work log (month year)

Colonel Swordman 01:18, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Dividing "iRaq" ("Iraq")

The plan:

1. Split the article into two - one named "iRaq" and the other "iRaq (iPod)"
2. Retain what is useful and throw all other random stuff into an archive.
3. Put in whatever else necessary to beef up the articles.

Colonel Swordman 07:06, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

Status: going random

On "Famous Australians":

• A random joke appeared in the section claiming Brian Peppers a "Crocodile".
• That one really messed up the whole list royally. (Random convict + souvenir hat = Famous Australian? Strewth!)
• Due to the prominence of the picture there was no way to reduce the joke to insignificance.
• One day it would simply go away, I hoped.

Colonel Swordman 09:32, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

On "Famous Australians":

• A random joke appeared in the section claiming Brian Peppers a "Crocodile", causing the "title" to lose significance.
• "Rolf's wobbleboard" was also found given the "Crocodile" status, despite it was a lifeless object.
• Message was written on the discussion board clarifying the meaning of "Crocodile".
• The Peppers entry was moved to the bottom and "Crocodile" status was removed.
• The added picture of Peppers' was also given a new description.
• The Veronicas was given a reason for being Famous Australians.
• The names were rearranged in alphabetical order. Those who have the "Crocodile" status remained at the top with Crocodile Dundee above all.

Colonel Swordman 10:13, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

• Rolf Harris was replaced by Paul Hogan as "International Hero" for the sake of the "Famous Australians" joke.
• Eddie Maguire was removed from the article.

--Colonel Swordman 10:54, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

On "Famous Australians":

• A vanity entry was removed.

Colonel Swordman 12:51, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

On Things that will kill you

• Changed "Albanians" back to "bunyips"

Colonel Swordman 13:47, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

• Moved new "quote" to the "Quotes" section.
• "Foreign Relations and Military" amended; some links adjusted; the list of wars in "Wars" subsection reorganised.
• Second paragraph in "The Asian Invasian" subsection eliminated.
• Some links in "Flora and Fauna" section adjusted.
• New subheading in "Economy" section; random humour reverted.
• Reorganised entries in "Demographics" section, which now links to article "Australians"; new picture added.
• A change in "AFL" subsection reverted, with additional adjustments.
• Amended "Famous Australians" section; "David Boon" now links to "The boony doll"
• Message added as a deterrent of random humour.

Colonel Swordman 11:52, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

"Aistralia" "Australia"

• "Wars" subsection admended; all "wars" arranged in a table
• Some links in "Top Secret Enemies List" subsection adjusted
• Some links in "Flora and Fauna" section adjusted; some formatting added in subsections.
• "Newstart allowance" amended; some links removed; some formatting added; a made-up Constitution section added.
• One empty line added before the "Current pattern" list
• "The Asian Invasion" subsection amended.

Colonel Swordman 13:32, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australian" "Australians"

Status: a stub

• Expanded the article to a reasonable extent.
• Added a new pic.

Colonel Swordman 18:58, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• 1 new picture added to the gallery
• 1 new article added to the list of contributed stuff

Colonel Swordman 19:12, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

"Template:Australia"

• Minor repair - the "Fauna" row is now entirely in bold.

Colonel Swordman 12:51, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• Major coherence tweak for "Australia" announced.

Colonel Swordman 13:10, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"The iRAQ Pocket PC"

• Merged with "The iRaq Pocket PC"; now a redirect page.

Colonel Swordman 16:45, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"The iRaq Pocket PC"

• Merged with "The iRAQ Pocket PC"; content expanded.
• Page now link to "iRaq"
• "Bob_sponsored" template added.

Colonel Swordman 16:45, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"iRaq"

• Link "The iRaq Pocket PC" not at the top of the page.
• Some minor formatting done.
• Major reconstruction work yet to begin.

Colonel Swordman 16:45, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• "Achievements" section updated.

Colonel Swordman 16:51, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"The Veronicas"

• Article removed from Pee Review.
• Some formatting done.

Colonel Swordman 17:42, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"Hong Kong"

• Article removed from Pee Review.

Colonel Swordman 17:42, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• Sickness announced.

Colonel Swordman 08:52, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

"HowTo:How to sign up for a non-existent gift"

Status: New article

• Major write-up and final touch

Colonel Swordman 09:44, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• Top section updated.
• "Achievements" updated.

Colonel Swordman 09:44, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

"HowTo:How to sign up for a non-existent gift"

• Minor changes made.
• Article now on pee review.

Colonel Swordman 11:47, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• Sentence in the pseudo-template (in top section) altered.
• A double quotation mark added to the link "HowTo:How to sign up for a non-existent gift" "HowTo:How to sign up online for a non-existent gift" to correct a typo

Colonel Swordman 11:55, 23 May 2006 (UTC) Colonel Swordman 11:56, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

• Changed "Albanians" back to "bunyips" the second time.

Colonel Swordman 22:56, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

"HowTo:How to sign up for a non-existent gift"

• Changed "My personal recommendation for offers that are considered awesome..." to "My personal recommendation for offers that I consider awesome..."
• Fixed "RateTheOffers.com" link
• Changed a few words in subsection "Step 4 - Enjoy your Free Money!"

Colonel Swordman 23:25, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

"M16"

• Article rewritten
• A new picture added

202.6.138.42 13:07, 24 May 2006 (UTC) Colonel Swordman 13:08, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

"HowTo:How to sign up for a non-existent gift"

• Article rewritten

Colonel Swordman 10:27, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

"Australia"

• "Wars" - random nonsense deleted; additional formatting added to the list

Colonel Swordman 15:25, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

"Intellectual property"

• Article rewritten

Colonel Swordman 20:03, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

"Intellectual property"

• 2 pictures to be added to the article:
  • Sophia with copyright and trademark logos on each puzzle piece
  • A made-up patent with a battery-powered torch shining on a solar-powered one

Colonel Swordman 20:03, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

"Intellectual property"

• New pics added

Colonel Swordman 05:50, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

"Template:Superstates"

• Template no longer links page to categories.

-- Colonel Swordman 13:15, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

"Oceania"

• Reverted edit by User:Zombiebaron.

-- Colonel Swordman 13:15, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

"Template:Superstates"

• Template description edited to relect the latest adjustments.

-- Colonel Swordman 13:19, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

"HowTo:Sign Up Online For a Non-Existent Gift"

• "Disclaimer" added + some minor changes

-- Colonel Swordman 17:06, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

"Image:Col_swordman.jpg"

• Image uploaded

-- Colonel Swordman 15:18, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

"Image:Evil_ed.gif"

• Image uploaded

-- Colonel Swordman 15:18, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman/uncyclopedia.css"

• Script added to replace Sophia with Evil_ed.gif.

-- Colonel Swordman 15:18, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

"Image:Evil_ed.gif"

• Image updated

-- Colonel Swordman 15:18, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

"User:Col.swordman"

• Leave notice removed
• Image:Col.swordman added

-- Colonel Swordman 15:18, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

"Hong Kong"("香港")

• Page now links to zh.uncyclopedia.info instead of the old babel project.

-- Colonel Swordman 15:18, 6 July 2006 (UTC)