User:Cat the Colourful/Welcome
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Oh, hello, Cat the Colourful, nice that you decided to make a new account into these flaming wheels of death and sorrow. I`m happy that all the 666 messages we sent you finally worked. We are also thankful because of your contributions, but in any case, please read the text below before you end up too quickly.
- Beginner's Guide - Guide to folks like you.
- Our Vanity Polices - So
the Africans from Finlandjust few people could understand you and not automatically ban you. - How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid - Like the name says, it teaches "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid." Nuff said
- And remember: Dont be a dick. Uncyclopedia admins NEVER like dicks. Unless the dicks are their own.
When you are in discussion with other Hungry Spirits of Uncyclopedia, please remember to sing sign your name with ~~~~, or press the (
) button. It`s important to know who talks and when someone talks. Everybody would be confused, and some of the users have frying pans. So be careful.
At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Cat the Colourful/Article about stuff) so you may edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done slap a construction template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.
Well, of course, we here at Uncyclopedia have lots of action and games, so you wouldn`t get bored. Often articles will require proofreading, among other fix ups, and we could always use more reviewers, and for the more artistic of folks, there's the option of creating images to aid articles that need more images and making them prettier, for instance. Uncyclopedia also sometimes has big competitions, like PLS and others.
If you`re still feeling uneasy, come out of the corner and ask from me, admins, IRC, Village Dump or then go and ask from Lyrithya. And don`t forget that you can be always adopted in Adopt-a-Noob program, the best program in world.
So, again, welcome!