User:CJ

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CJ[edit | edit source]

CJ is from some place unknown to man. Belived to be created by Hitler and/or Satan he often spends his time with Oscar Wilde. He has a bad case of Dumbassas in A smart IDIOT. He once had a chance to be friends with Jesus, but forgot about it when he saw a 5 1/2 dollar bill floating in the wind. He can be found making EMO kids feel smart and good about themselves due to his random stupidity.

Music Taste[edit | edit source]

CJ listens to rap groups such as Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, and that's about it.

Inventions[edit | edit source]

CJ has created many things, such as:

The pencil. The chair. The wheel. The pants. This article. Porn. It is rumored that he had created the computer virus but this has yet to be comfirmed.


Family[edit | edit source]

CJ has a nice little family. They are as fallowed. His aunt Oprah, his uncle Oscar Wilde, his brother Pee Wee Herman, and his father Dr. Phil.