User:Bob and Doug

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Rt Hon. Bob & Doug McKenzie
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Position King of Canada, eh?
Predecessor: Alexander Keith and Johnny LaRue
Successor: We're, like, the current kings or something, eh?
Date of Births: We don't know, eh?
Place of Birth: We were borns at the Molson Brewery in London
Spouse: We don't have any spouses you see, but our dog

Househound is a great companion

Like, hoser ! Take off eh?! I don't know what else to talk aboot, so here's a link of some of the articles I either enjoy or have worked on over the last who knows how long Ive been here for.. eh.

Canadian Slang, eh?[edit | edit source]

  • Farmer vision - a television that only gets 2-4 television stations, over staticy air waves, the usuals are CBC, CTV, Global and the French CBC
  • Two Four - a 24 of beer, because, you know, Canadians love beer.
  • screw it for now, I'll add more later

The McKenzie Bros Guide to Visiting Canada[edit | edit source]

If you're, like, thinking of Coming to Canada, eh? And you know? Want to do Canadian things eh? This is a small list of like, stuff you should do, or try, or something, when you're in Canada:

  • Drink Kokanee and Alexander Keiths Beer
  • Eat Ketchup Chips
  • Mangez Poutine
  • Watch a hockey game
  • Watch the CBC
  • Eat Canadian Beef
  • Visit the Anne of Green Gables Tourist Site
  • Visit the Corner Gas TV set in Rouleau, Saskatchewan
  • More to like, come later, eh?