User:Birdzofafeatha

Generally, this user is a person. Human, not bird, and DEFINITELY has not, and hopes not to inhabit a suit made of feathers in any phase of her lifetime. But the name is cool anyway.

She is new to uncyclopedia (and finds it very hard to spell it) and hasnt actually written any articles...yet.

she would greatly appreciate any help about this website that she is only vaguely familiar with through her mentoring elder brother.

Thats it!

This user's future is so bright he's gotta wear shades.

This user should not be trusted

This user does not wish to be a male.

This user is not or has never been Napoleon.

This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A rumor has no legs but spreads anyway. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is cooler than you.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

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这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么.

笨蛋

This user is a mutant.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

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