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Generally, this user is a person. Human, not bird, and DEFINITELY has not, and hopes not to inhabit a suit made of feathers in any phase of her lifetime. But the name is cool anyway.

She is new to uncyclopedia (and finds it very hard to spell it) and hasnt actually written any articles...yet.

she would greatly appreciate any help about this website that she is only vaguely familiar with through her mentoring elder brother.

Thats it!

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
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eats ham and jam and spamalot!
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.