User:Bilbobaggins

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BILBO LAND IS TEH PWN![edit | edit source]

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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QUOTES[edit | edit source]

“I'd fuck Bilbobaggins With a rabid monkey OOOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! PUSH IT GOOOOD!!!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Bilbobaggins

“Reply hazy, try again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Bilbobaggins

“Bilbobaggins? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”

~ Karl Rove on Bilbobaggins

did you know...

  • ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?

A pessimist is a well informed optimist.

“This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on central Europe

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