User:Bilbobaggins

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BILBO LAND IS TEH PWN![edit | edit source]

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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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QUOTES[edit | edit source]

“I'd fuck Bilbobaggins With a rabid monkey OOOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! PUSH IT GOOOOD!!!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Bilbobaggins

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Bilbobaggins

“By Papal order, I have instructed my semi-elite squad of Clinjas to dispose of Bilbobaggins.”

~ The Pope on Bilbobaggins

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If it is the tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

“President Musharraf, he's still tight with us on the war against terror, and that's what I appreciate. He's a — he understands that we've got to keep Al Qaeda on the run, and that by keeping him on the run, it's more likely we will bring him to justice.”

~ Gorge W. Bush on war

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