User:Arycama/A10
“Let A be X, then multilpy X by 10. You end up with A10.”
“I'll need A10 rockets.”
A10 (Not to be confused with the military aircraft A-10) is a pronumeral and number configuration used by the terrorist group Algebra to identify any product that is duplicated 10 times.
History (Pre A10)[edit | edit source]
A10 was developed in the early 21st century as part of a multi terrorist organisation research project in looking for a new codename for any product or item found commonly in a group of ten. The phrase X10, or 10X was used extensivley before this period, and was a key factor in planning the 9/11 disaster. An error in this which resulted in one of the planes not going on its planned course was however due to a flaw in the system. The error was caused when the US announced one of their space planes with the same name. The co-ordinator of the event didn't understand what Osama meant by "Two lots of X10 hijackers" and thought he wanted two Hijackers who could fly X10s, which were in fact unmanned. So he used their default "Emergency" number of 19. This worked out to there being 5 hijackers on three of the planes and four on one of the others. Unfortunatley the terrorist who was left out was in fact a jester, who was meant to entertain the passengers on the fourth plane, and keep them distracted while the other terrorists hijacked the plane. His absence resulted in the September 11th event not going to plan, which for most of us, except those hell bent on destroying everything is a good thing. Because we all know that if you destroy Two World Trade Centers, Fly a plane into a Pentagon, and crash another one into somewhere in the US Capitol or white house, the world will collapse in on itself like a Neutron star.
Modern Day Usage (Present A10)[edit | edit source]
The phrase A10 is nowadays commonly used in the Battlefield and classrooms alike, and for the same reasons involving destroying everything. (In the classroom case, warping and twisting the childrens minds with loathsome propaganda) Its primary usage on the battlefield is ordering units of 10 suicide bombers to charge at the enemy with no hope of getting there, as they feel more comfortable travelling in this number. (Something to do with their atomic structure)
Future Usage (Post A10)[edit | edit source]
A10 is only predicted to stay in service until the year 2011 where it will be replaced by a newer phrase yet to be announced. There will be several reasons for its replacement. Many people with the name "Tien" (Usually pronounced Ten) misinterpret the phrase as a greeting, rather then an order, and are usually executed for disobeying orders. Also, the A-10 Thunderbolt II is becoming increasingly common in terrorist airspace, and as the name is the same as this terrorist phrase, inevitably there are numerous Syntax Errors, and some terrorists even report the Blue Screen of Death appearing in this instance, which almost always requires a restart. Also, Area-10 (The sequel to Area 51) is under construction, and its common abbreviation is A10, so many conflicts have been predicted.