User:ArtemisFowlThe2nd/Ponyo
| Ponyo, she pwns You! | |
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| In-universe information | |
| Gender | Female, we checked |
| Position | UBER PWNER KILLER GOLDFISH! |
| Affiliation | The League Of Freaking Epic Waterbenders(LOFEW) |
| Weapon | Freakin' deadly wet stuff |
| Nationality | |
Some freaking epic Goldfish and the founder of both Water Tribes(Yeah, You heard right, both Water Tribes). She once used Flood your nation to destroy the Fire Nation for fun.
“You've been struck by an smooth waterbender!!!!!!”
History[edit | edit source]
Before the series[edit | edit source]
Birth[edit | edit source]
Some waves..... More waves...... More waves...... More waves......................... More waves........................... EPIC FLASHING!! A collision of some kinda superwater and freaking epic big bang destroying trees and evil cats as far as the eye could see! Planets start crashing into each other and exploding resulting in the destruction of nearby planets. then......................................................*KAFREAKINBOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ponyo was born!!!!!
Those sexist bastards The north[edit | edit source]
Ponyo was bored one day and decided to make some type of giant town like, "Lego Creator" and stuff. Then she found a group of nomads and sucked them up with waster and threw them on the landand said "You people are no longer nomads!! This is your home now!! Anyone who opposes Me can just suck it and die!!!"
The south[edit | edit source]
Once again, she was bored. So history repeats it's self again and she makes land. The only difference is that she lured them with meat because they're SAVAGES kinda stupid and stuff.
Northern Problems[edit | edit source]
She saw how those sexist bastards treated their women and was not amused. So she proceeded to curse those sexist bastards with Zero freakin' epic kelvin coldness. She still despises them to this day.
“GO FREEZE IN, UH, HELL, OR, SOMETHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!! SEXIST BASTARDS!!”
The Darkest Day in Fire Nation History[edit | edit source]
Yeah. That was her doing. Impressed?
Book 1:Water[edit | edit source]
The Boy In The Iceberg[edit | edit source]
She broke Aang out of the giant ice, uh, thing. Mike and Bryan will try to lie and say it was Katara.
“Oh! It's time to show yourself to the world, and I don't give a damn if don't think your ready hippie boy!”
The Storm[edit | edit source]
Yeah. Her doing.
“That's what You get for being an ass to your uncle.”
“That's what You get for not respectin' da Avatar!”
The Blue Spirit[edit | edit source]
She rescued Aang from that monkey boy whose allied with those people who suck. She wore two masks, A Zuko mask and a, uh, thing, mask. It is not Zuko like Mike and Bryan say it is. She was merely wearing two masks.
“.........”
The Waterbending Master[edit | edit source]
She went to have a party with Santa Claus.
Siege of The North[edit | edit source]
She used Aang as a vessel for her FREAKING EPIC BENDING to destroy the "That Nation That Sucks" raid on those sexist bastards and killed Zhao in Siege of The North. Anyone who says it's Aang is a n00b! She threatened Pakku to stop being such a sexist bastard or she was going to give some hurt to their tribe.
“I consider Myself a patient and reasonable fish. NOW QUIT BEING A BASTARD OR YOU'RE DONE FOR, GOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?”
Book 2:Earth[edit | edit source]
The Cave of Two Lovers[edit | edit source]
Ponyo is the gawd of romance! She emits "Turn on fumes" which instantly gives sexual arousal to anyone who comes into contact with it.
“Are You two feelin' hawt yet?Hehehehe!!”
Avatar Day[edit | edit source]
She killed that stupid "Chin The Great" lover.
“Chin The Great can suck it!!!!!!”
Zuko Alone[edit | edit source]
Ponyo watched Zuko pain in delight.
“Hehehehehehehehe.... This is fun.....”
The Library[edit | edit source]
She stole all the Harry Potter books that were there.
“It's mine, ALL MINE, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! TAKE THAT, BARNS & NOBLE!!!!!!”
The Desert[edit | edit source]
She revived the library after the Gaang left so that she could have sex with eat the giant owl.
“I,m havin' poultry tonite! Flame broiled!”
The Serpent's pass[edit | edit source]
She kicked the serpent's ass after the Gaang left.
“Guess what serpent, it's time to die!!”
The Drill[edit | edit source]
She was the REAL destroyer of the drill.
“That stupid Gaang took all the credit for it! DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!”
She also provided Iroh with hot tea.
City of Walls and Secrets[edit | edit source]
She provided Pimp Master Iroh with spark rocks
“Poor stupid Jet thought he had them... pwn'd! Hehehe!”
Tales of Ba Sing Se[edit | edit source]
She had her own tale! Her tale was pretty much just screwing up everyone else's tale.
“It's fun to screw with people.”
Lake Laogai[edit | edit source]
She gave Aang the anger boost he needed to flip out on Joo Dee.
“Yes, that's it, unleash your anger.”
The Guru[edit | edit source]
She revealed to Aang that the guru was a evil scam invented by Zutarians so that Aang couldn't be with Katara.
“IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!”
Crossroads of Destiny[edit | edit source]
She murdered Long Feng after the Dai Li betrayed him because he was like useless without them.
“It's not like You're going to be in anymore episodes.”
Book 3:Fire[edit | edit source]
The Awakening[edit | edit source]
She gave Aang a extremely hard pimp slap to the face which woke him up.
“*Slap* Hey! It's time to save the world again lazy!!!”
The Painted Lady[edit | edit source]
Ponyo is the real Painted Lady sukkas!
“Here's some¥฿ for your trouble”
Sokka's Master[edit | edit source]
She made Sokka feel unimportant for the lulz.
“It sure was funny!”
The Beach[edit | edit source]
Ponyo decided to take a vacation for the week until the next episode. This vacation was later ruined by that whiny emo brat and his ruffians.
“Why is life such a beach?!”
Daydreams and Nightmares[edit | edit source]
Aang's nightmares=Her doing.
“I was bored.”
The Day of Black Sun[edit | edit source]
She threatened Zuko to stop being freakin' emo or else she was going to give him some hurt.
“YOU BETTER STOP BEING A RETARD OR YOUR FACE IS COMIN' OFF!!!!!!!!”
The Boiling Rock[edit | edit source]
She was just kickin' back and letting the Gaang do all the work.
“I'm feeling lazy today.....”
The Southern Raiders[edit | edit source]
Who really cares that Katara didn't kill that jerk? Because Ponyo sure did.
“You're a heartless bastard and no one loves You, what's the point in living?”
The Ember Island Players[edit | edit source]
Ponyo was feeling mischievous that day. So she rallied up a bunch of Fire Nation citizens so that they could make a play to mock the life of the Gaang.
“This is going to be the greatest play ever. Hehehehehe.”
Sozin's Comet(Phoenix King and The Old Masters)[edit | edit source]
She helped move that fat lard of a Lion Turtle in "Sozin's Comet" so that he could find Aang and also gave Aang tips on how to get the ladies to like him which help him get laid by Katara in the end.
“Damn this thing is heavy!!!!!!”
“Rule number 1:Don't be a sexist bastard!”
“Rule number 2:Don't try to act like a gangsta. No woman in or out of this universe likes a wangster!”
Sozin's Comet part 3:Into The Inferno[edit | edit source]
She sent evil radio waves into Azula's head which caused her to go insane on the Fire Nation's ass.
“Your servants are showing disloyalty to You and claiming the they're accidents, BANISH THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!”
Sozin's Comet part 4:Avatar Aang[edit | edit source]
She also slapped that stupid wangsta Ozai around with some wet stuff while he was in jail.
“This is the most fun I had in a long time!!”
After the Series[edit | edit source]
She detroned Hakoda, became Water Tribe Chief of those disgusting cannibals the Southern Water Tribe, invaded and successfully took over the land of those sexist bastards.
“All your friggin' base are belong to us, bastards!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
She removed sexist law and killed all who opposed her.
Now[edit | edit source]
She is currently chief of both Water Tribes and epicly owns at it.
Death[edit | edit source]
Ha! That's a good one!
Personality[edit | edit source]
She's nice in her own evil way and stuff. She hates sexist bastards and people who suck. She loves Shiba Inus and can be found wrestling with them most of the time. She is not the kind of person spirit to mess with. If You do so then You will get yourself killed. SO PLEASE WATCH THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Ponyo is the one who really taught the Water Tribe people to Waterbend. She even taught the moon spirit how to waterbend but the moon spirit took credit for teaching the people Waterbending.
- Ponyo is the only waterbender to use the epic Flood your nation.
- All wetstuffbenders suck except her.
- If Ponyo wants to have sex with Arcues then she CAN have sex with Arceus!
- Ponyo is watching You as You read this.
- Hayao Miyazaki named a character in a movie of his in honor her uberness.
- If Ponyo says Xbox is for n00bs then Xbox is for noobs so get over it! You'll just die arguing with her anyways.
- Ponyo hates sexist bastards. Oh wait, that was obvious.
- Ponyo
is doing your momthinks your mom is a n00b. - Ponyo can say that Arceus sucks and get away with it.
- If Ponyo tells You to say "Chuck Norris sucks", say "No" and Chuck Norris will come to your rescue.
- If Ponyo tells You that Macs are cool then You better start usin' a Mac from now on of You're in big trouble.
- When Ponyo jumps in water, Ponyo doesn't get wet, wet gets Ponyo.
- Ponyo kills an elderly dog every time those sexist bastards commit an act of sexism.