User:Applepierate
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“This Page is about the user applepierate.”
“It's funny because it's a pirate made out of apple pie.”
I am applepierate. I have no idea upon how i decided upon the name. It may have had something to do with my love for pirates and apple pie. But that is neither here nor there. Perhaps it was...BIZARRO?
I spend most of my time on the interweb, playing with sporky, playing on my bass (not that it exists or anything) or drinking murphys. Mmm cant beat that delicious murphys. sometimes they meet causing an SEHS attack of epic proportions. I am currently unable to walk due to 2 sprained ankles and a broken foot. Bloody grues ¬_¬
P.S. I hate guinness. Anyone drinking guiness near me will cause my brain to asplode...followed by your brain to asplode.
P.P.S. I talk to other men in the urinals. Get used to it.
This user:
Is a proud Windows user. For some godforsaken reason.
Heils the Kitty. Hard.
has unconventional tastes...
Plays the bass. Hard.
Wishes Kaiba looked at him like he looks at Yugi.
Drinks Guinness. Hard.
Tried playing Katamari in real life. Killed 10 people.
Tried to press the Any key. Failed, miserably.
Likes Vista's security features.
Stole Batman's chocolate.
Is tall enough to join the Nazi party.
Bent the spoon. Hard.
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