User:An Unemployed Pirate

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GARRRHHH! I BE STEVE!

Resume[edit | edit source]

General Information[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Steve
  • Phone Number: I not be havin a phone numbARGHHH!
  • Work Number: I be unemployed...
  • Email: Stevetheunemployedpirate@hotmail.com
  • Sex: The sea be me only mistress.

Qualifications Summary[edit | edit source]

Experience Highlights[edit | edit source]

  • Scrubbin the Deck
  • Drinkin Rum
  • Office Equipment Operation
  • Problem Solving Skills
  • Customer Service and Reception

Employment History[edit | edit source]

  • SCALLYWAG, Red Beard and Crew, Inc.
  • PILLAGER, Ugly Mark's Random Acts of Violence, LLC.
  • FIRST MATE, YO, HO, HO!, Inc.
  • ASSISTANT MANAGER, Wendys, Inc.

Education & Training[edit | edit source]

N/A

Community Involvement[edit | edit source]

Activley involved in community service. Extensive volunteer history includes involvement in public schools, Habitat For Humanity, Community Soup Kitchens and work with the elderly.

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