User:Adamfirst
Early History[edit | edit source]
Adam First was born on the 17th of January 1963 in London, England.
Adam First began his career as a DJ DJ DJ DJ in a cub in the 80s (yes the 80s and he was acceptable). Adam liked to play music like, Duran Duran Duran Duran, the human human animal mokey league, Yazooooooooooooooooooooo, and more great tunes. For a period in 1984 Adam First was a DJ on Vice City's Wave 103 radio station however after only a few years the radio station was dissolved and Adam Fist was out of a job. After a brief stint on Rasakovichskilo FM in Kybauckacheesistan (owned by Raoul Farengis) in 1987 Adam Was looking for work, his trademark white stripe out of place with worry. Adam was approached by the multinational corporation Xzantec. Xzantec had been suspected of dealing arms in the 70s and 82s to such countries such the USSR and Cuba.
Political Career[edit | edit source]
The Xzanec corporation offered Adam First a job managing a manufacturing plant on the Island of Japanokovinich. At the time Japanokovinich was a prosperous manufacturing state employing the best soviet ideas in government and trade. Adam's job was to manage a small gun factory however things soon got out of hand and the government broke down, this gave Adam First the opportunity that he had been waiting for DICTATORSHIP. With help from the Viet-Indo-Croat-French resistance Adam First took power and remains in power of the half of the Duran peninsula that remains as Japanokovinich.
Suspected Alternate Personalities[edit | edit source]
There has been speculation that Adam First has been masquerading as the following people, Simon Cowell, George Bush, Los Angeles and the Cillit Bang guy. More recent accusations have also seen Adam First being accused by Morten Harket of being a giant elk that is circling the moon on the outer rings of jupiter.
More Recent Work[edit | edit source]
In more recent work Adam First has been working on the Liberty City radio station Head Radio, and part owns the Liberty City media group that runs Head radio and the Weasel TV channel. Although traveling between Japanokovinich and America is tricky Adam First receives help from his old friend Tim Westwood who presents MTV UK's Pimp My Ride. Adam First also released a compilation of tracks that he used to play on Wave 103. The music on the album was used by the manufactures of the Grand Theft Auto game for their copy of the real wave 103 radio station.