User:Ad134

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Ad134 is a noob from England. He enjoys pie, kitten huffing and stuff. He is secretly Captain Obvious, but hasn't told anyone.

Birth[edit | edit source]

Ad134 was born to Ma134 and Pa134. Together, they are the Obvious family.

Ad134 was raised as an evil ninja cheese monkey, but was lured to the dark side by Chuck Norris and Yoda.

Nothing.