User:AE/Gayzilla

A screenshot of Gayzilla in front of his favorite flag.

Gayzilla, Godzilla's son, (born in 1952) is a politician and actor from Massachusetts (the only reason he lives in Massachusetts is so he can legally be married to his husband there). In 2008, Gayzilla made a great step forward in politics when he succeeded Barney Frank as Massachusetts's 4th district Representative.

Movie Career

In 1980, Gayzilla started the long-awaited sequel to "Godzilla" titled "Gayzilla", thusly boosting his modesty. Fans of the prequel were ecstatic at first but when they learned the title of the movie was "Gayzilla", they were extremely disappointed. The movie sold poorly at seven tickets, three of which were Gayzilla's children (two people claimed they went to the movie just for the delicious popcorn). The movie was shown at only one theater (which was located in San Fransisco). Two months later, that movie theater went bankrupt and out of buisness for obvious reasons.

While Gayzilla's movie career was a disaster, that didn’t stop him from becoming a rotten man