User:50 Years of Victory!/Eastern Front (world war 2
Eastern Front or The Eastern Front of World War II is the coolest and awesome theatre (not a cinema) of World War II with a Casualties of 22 million people died in long march, Drag nach Osten, Genocide laughing there own shit, eating here own shit, eating jews, eating german in your house, laughing them selves and die at laughing even there is not funny at all, Killing and shooting <insert name here>.But the heroes who die for the motherland is paid by there determination to win the for freedom
Background[edit | edit source]
Defense was a high early priority of the administration due to the Leninrad Military District's repeated attempts at recapturing the a bathroom by force. Molotov first official act after being elected as a general was to order 4,000 refurbished Mosin-Nagant rifles, 100 BA-10 armoured cars and 50 T-34 tanks, BT-7 fast tanks, from the CPSU and every student is trained to drink vodka and use as a wepon, unarmed combat, and urban fighting tactics. These skills are honed by a bimonthly paintball tournament. The current Vodka trowing Champion is Air Force Private V.V. Putin, Class of 1924.
The Army now also has its own Navy, Air Force and Paratroopers (VDV) all of which were created after the discovery of a large oil deposit on the baseball field. Persistent rumors of a nuclear program being developed by Mr. Putin's AP Physics class have yet to be definitively substantiated, and the army is not a signatory to any peace treaties. The use of an enormous cannon and a mushroom cloud during a border skirmish against the Polish east military District suggests the Soviet assault is now ready.
The RKKA amry enter's Poland at 1939. The elite KGB Peoples Guards were chosen to lead the coalition drive
Current RKKA deployments to Belarus, Nukerian lands, and now poland are reportedly the subject of much discomfort in finish and patisans. Most fearsome is the RKKA (Red Kommies Kollective farm from your Anus) and Red Air Force contingent. While the pilots are useless shit from your anus and dumb to pilot the planes.
| Invasion of Poland | |
|---|---|
 The Soviet Army is advancing to Polacks trenches. | |
| Date: September 1st, 1939 - September 19th, 1939 | |
| Place: Land of Polacks | |
| Outcome: Operation Barbarossa:Invasion of Motherland | |
| Combatants | |
| Soviet Army | Polish Army |
| Commanders | |
| Marshal of the USSR Nikola Tesla | Leszek Balcerowicz |
| Strength | |
| 1 million soldiers, 13 machine guns, 66Vodka carrier trucks, 40 tanks, 490 self-propelled artillery, 500 fighter aircraft, 25 battleships, 24 cruisers, 3 destroyers, | 60,000 soldiers, 66 tanks |
| Casualties | |
| -13 1/2 | All of them die in the battle! |
Invasion of Poland[edit | edit source]
Aw shit why im trying to create this article?. Nevermind, The Invasion of Poland starts when you don't read the Beginner's Guide in Uncyclopedia. The marshal of USSR Nikola Tesla orders to a full strike on poland.Before the here's the military rank on polish army.
The Ranks![edit | edit source]
| Polish Military Ranks | |||
| Army | Air force | Wine drinking | Navy |
|---|---|---|---|
| OFPO-11 (semi-honorary in PAF) | Admiral of the Navy | Marshal of the Armies | Marshal of the Air Forces |
| OFPO-10 | Admiral of the Fleet | Marshal of the Army | Marshal of the Air Force |
| OF-9 | Admiral | Field Marshal | Air Marshal |
| OFPO-8 | Vice Admiral | Vice Marshal (functionally, Corps Commander) | Air Vice Marshal |
| OFPO-7 | Counter Admiral | Major General (functionally, Division Commander) | Air Counter Marshal |
| OFPO-6 | Commodore | Major Major Major Major (functionally, Brigade Commander) | Air Commodore |
| OFPO-5 | Captain (naval) | Major Major Major (functionally, Regimental Commander) | Air Vice Commodore (air force) |
| OF-4 | Commander | Major Major | Commander |
| OF-3 | Vice Commander (naval) | Major | Vice Commander (air force) |
| OF-2 | Senior Lieutenant | Captain (army) | Captain (air force) |
| OF-1 | Lieutenant | Lieutenant | Lieutenant |
| OF-1 | Ensign | Bee stinger | Pilot Officer |
| W-3 | Chief Warrant Officer | Chief Warrant Officer | Chief Warrant Officer |
| W-2 | Warrant Officer 1 | Warrant Officer 1 | Warrant Officer 1 |
| W-1 | Warrant Officer 2 | Warrant Officer 2 | Warrant Officer 2 |
| E-9 | Master Chief Petty Officer | Sergeant Major | Master Sergeant |
| E-7 | Petty Officer 1st Class | Sergeant 1st Class | Sergeant 1st Class |
| E-6 | Petty Officer 2nd Class | Staff Sergeant | Staff Sergeant |
| E-5 | Pretty Officer | Sergeant | Sergeant |
| E-3 | Crack | High Bongadier | Bottle |
| E-2 | Drug addict | Whore | Poop thrower |
Organization of PAF[edit | edit source]
The PAF Ministry of War and defence is organized into four major services in the Organization:
- The Marshal of the Polish armed forces (MPAF)
- The Marshal of the Air force of the Polish armed forces(MAFPAF)
- The Marshal of the Wine drinking on my house of Polish armed forces(MWDHPAF)
- The Admiral of Polish Navy(APN)
