University of Moccasinia/Assignments/-1 cubed
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Fish on skates[edit | edit source]
Imagine, if you will, a cube that's negative. Absurd, right? Just as absurd as... potatoes. Potatoes are an odd vegetable. Ya know, just the other day I saw a potato that looked like Homer Simpson. That guy from The Simpsons. You know, it's weird how the show keeps predicting stuff. Maybe the writers are psychics or something. Psychics? That would be crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. With rats. And rats make me crazy. Cr詠zy? That song by Umetora? It was commissioned for the game Project Sekai. I think some of y'all would like it. It's kind of recommended to fully understand my first article, A Project Sekai Movie featuring Jack Black as Hatsune Miku. You also have to watch A Minecraft Movie, but you don't have to read the article. Minecraft? I play Minecraft. You can watch me on Youtube. Just look up "fish on skates Minecraft". When you don't put that extra "Minecraft" at the end, you get a bunch of results about a fish actually called a skate. I didn't know about that when I came up with my username. My new one, not my old one. That was "More toasters please". Toasters? Toasters either spit out raw toast or burnt bread. No in-between. In-between? 0 is a number in between the positive and negative numbers. Negative numbers? -1 is a negative number. -1? -1 squared is 1 for some reason. Reason? The reason I'm writing this is to waste time. I'm pretty good at wasting time, that's why I'm on Uncyclopedia. Also because the moccasins were irresistible. moccasins? I haven't actually worn those, but I have worn other slippers. If you slip while wearing slippers, does that make you the slipper? Probably. Probabilities are a math thing. So are squares and cubes. If you square a negative number, you can make it positive. I like to be positive. If you cube a negative number, you'll make it negative. You know what else is negative? Electrons. The Electrons is the name of the band I made up once. Band. Like rubber bands. I remember making Rainbow Loom bracelets with those things back in the 2010s when Covid wasn't a thing. Where are Covids 1-18? 1. That's a weird number. 1 times anything is that thing. -1 times anything positive is negative. -1 x -1 x -1 is -1. You just wasted your time.